Kolache

If your curiosity was piqued by yesterday’s Kolache Mama news, here’s a bit more info about these crazy pastries… Eating in Translation wrote about this OG European kolache from the Czech Independence Fair a few years ago, and Lisa the Homesick Texan has this post about the version that has become popular in her home state. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Mar 24th, 2010 at 12: 15 pm kcijones001: kolache also sucked and they chose the worst space possible ❋ Unknown (2010)

I ran across your blog looking for a kolache recipe. ❋ Homesick Texan (2008)

The kolache dough has a chewy breadiness to it that is surprisingly versatile. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Hmmm… so a kolache can be a roll/bagel topped with spinach and cheese or veggies, a jelly topped doughnut looking thing, or cheese filled pigs in a blanket! ❋ Unknown (2009)

As a reward, I decided to treat myself to a kolache for breakfast in lieu of my traditional breakfast bar. ❋ Microbiologist Xx (2009)

Kolache Mama has reinvented the kolache into an epicurean delight! ❋ Unknown (2009)

I’m totally going to be biased here since I’m from Texas, but one thing they do well is perfectly nail the jalapeno sausage and cheese kolache. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I didn't know what a kolache was before I came here and I still don't understand why they sell all three of those at one place. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I have no idea what those first photos are, I have never seen a kolache like that. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Kolache Mama is the latest chain to hit Midtown with the desire to introduce New York City to the kolache, an Eastern European pastry stuffed with sweet and savory fillings that apparently are very popular in states with large Czech populations- like Texas, Minnesota, and Oklahoma who knew? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Last week it was the piada, and yesterday we heard about the middle eastern Chipotle, and the kolache. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It was during the kolache purchase that I was accosted with the sounds of Nickelback. ❋ Microbiologist Xx (2009)

Bring a lot of napkins if you get the hot dog kolache at Kolache Mama Pink Pig ❋ Unknown (2009)

I had the Italian Sausage kolache with onions and the Reuben. ❋ Unknown (2009)

One interesting cultural phenomenon in Texas is the existence of the "donut/breakfast taco/kolache" store. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Any lunchers out there familiar with the real deal kolache? ❋ Unknown (2009)

You can either get them filled with fruit jam and served open-faced, or wrap the kolache dough aroudn a sausage with cheese and jalapeno. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"I can't believe Sarah took a shit in the snow right in front of [the cafe]! She was [effing] kolached last night; it was [hysterical]." ❋ Kay-tay (2008)

'hi [boyfriend], [wanna] kolache?' ❋ Lorraineykid56 (2009)

[Brad] [accidentally] gave me a [kolache] during sex last night. ❋ Gdawg13 (2020)

She [buttered] me [up and] let me do [the kolache] on her last night. ❋ White_Goodman (2014)

Male 1 - Yo what's your plan tonight bro? Male 2 - Just [GTK] Male1 - Don't you mean [GTL] Male 2 - No man! Gym Tanning Kolache Male 1 - What the fuck is Kolache? Male 2 - Getting my [B-hole] bleached! Male 1 - Your such a fag ❋ Squrt Reynolds (2015)

" I fucking [Kursed Kolache'd] John so hard last night, I'll be having cotton [kidney] stones for weeks." - [Dwayne] ❋ MJIOCBHBAEERL (2021)