Kotex

When I was a teenager, I had seethed at this daily dose of male urine, and sometimes I deliberately left bloody kotex or tampons on the floor beside the toilet to make my point. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. man who walks sideways through airport door is going to bangkok. kotex is not the best thing on earth, but is next to best thing ❋ Poontang (2009)

While they were apart briefly – he wore his heartache on his sleeve – showing up drunk and unruly at local pubs once with a “kotex” plastered on his forehead and often sniping at anyone and everyone within his reach. ❋ Unknown (2008)

It had a hole for her tail and a slot for a kotex. ❋ Unknown (2005)

What I am tired of seeing is Viagra, commercials for tampons, kotex with wings (oh they have wings, don't use that). ❋ Unknown (2010)

Does Jagger still stuff a kotex down the front of his pants in concert? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Kimberly Clark/Kotex www. kotex.com/na/default. aspx ❋ Unknown (2010)

The mixture of security theater, plus things like simtex-kotex combos put me over the edge. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I use them too, except I am female and the reason that I use them is because I am pleasingly plump and I'm sorry but a toilet stall that is only 3 foot wide with the HUGE toilet paper holder on one side and the kotex disposal box ok, I know u really didn't want to hear that part on the other side only give me 1 foot to piss, take a dump, wipe or pull my pants up! ❋ Mike247worldwide (2006)

so is the Ragtote to fool would be muggers? or is a kotex kruiser in the works? ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2009)

So I don’t know whats twisted your kotex tonight, but whatever it is, its just another load of crap like your stupid dead husband that you never had. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Kotex [fits]. [Period]. ❋ Evilhighpunkin (2004)

"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at [my homie's] [crib] drunk , [talkin shit]" ❋ JTeezyVZ (2021)

[Didja] hear that [Maxwell] is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the [wastepaperbasket] and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!! ❋ Telephony (2014)

1. George is such a captain kotex. That [faget] walks and talks like a homo but [swears] he's straight. 2. [Your dad] is captain kotex. He is always yelling at you. ❋ Streetwhiz (2009)

[John] is a [Kotex cowboy] [today] ❋ God's Gift To Electrical (2013)

I was explaining the benefits of providing FACTUAL sales results to the flighty VP when she and the rest of the [Kotex Mafia] burst into a [tizzy] over the last episode of [Gray's] Anatomy. ❋ Sterling Cox (2008)

[Hail] [to the] [Kotex Queen]!! ❋ BushColinDick (2004)

after a hard hour of [doggie style] sex [ethel] asked george for a cleveland kotex to fix the [leaky] cunt. ❋ Street Whiz (2011)

My pal [Shane's] wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy [weak ass] and build barns, fences, work in [the yard]. He never gets to go have fun for himself. ❋ Dave4270 (2009)

[That man] is a real [kotex muncher]... [Hopefully] it wasn't used. ❋ Kotexmuncher (2013)