Laig

If my cayuse knew wa't I was about she'd go and break a laig to make the race a fair one. " ❋ Ambrose Bierce (1878)

Sometime he turn so troublesome and mean I chop his little laig off to set him straight, but then that laig grows back, so I chop it off again! ❋ Amy Gerstler (2010)

"You'll be a better man with one good laig than th 'whole gang was all put together." ❋ Blue Tyson (2007)

Dr Heftycat aksidenetally removed wrong laig ob patient. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Lounger wantz tew move but not wants tew feel pointy ends on laig ❋ Unknown (2008)

February 16, 2008 at 10:40 am oh but dis iz noawt allus cause we luvz r kittehz bedder….iz jest smarty finking….ifn u feedz teh kittehz furst…..u dont endz up wiff dose kittehz climeing up ur laig……. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Wow, Duffy, ai haz a bad MRSA inv..ifk….owie awn mai lef laig, so ai spenz lorts of tyme flat on couch wif laig up MRSA iz baddest ting ai evar has. ❋ Unknown (2008)

He'd buy a cripple's wooden laig if he could see his way ter makin 'a profit on it. ❋ Helen Beecher Long (N/A)

"Wal then, you better lift a laig an 'git up to the ol' Day house," ❋ Helen Beecher Long (N/A)

One white wooman I'se waited on like hot choclate en she alays wanted more she neber hed nuff of dat stuff en one day she spills sum on her laig en it jes splotched en burned her en wen dat gal war born she hed a big brown spot on her laig jes like her Mammy's scar frum de burn. ❋ Work Projects Administration (N/A)

Glass Cruind, Glass Gatlaig (gatt = a withe, laig = a calf). ❋ L. Winifred Faraday (N/A)

"If that woman ain't holystonin 'the deck ev'ry day she thinks we're wadin' in dirt, boot-laig high," growled Cap'n Amazon. ❋ James A. Cooper (N/A)

"I had ter laig it then, believe me!" pursued the expressman. ❋ Helen Beecher Long (N/A)

Grandpa Stafford had a sore laig and Marse Lordnorth looked atter him and had Uncle Jim dress dat pore old sore laig evvy day. ❋ Work Projects Administration (N/A)

Ah seen a cat fish cum outa de Kentucky river 'lon as a man is tall; an them ol' fins slap mah laig when ah carries him ovah mah shoulder, an he tail draggin 'on mah feet. ❋ Work Projects Administration (N/A)

'E com' ere to see the villow growing oudt of his laig. ❋ Various (N/A)

I heer'd her tell her paw, who was aroun 'ag'in workin' after his busted laig got well, she'd give ten years o 'her life for any ol' cheap pianner he could skeer up fer her. ❋ Various (N/A)

He didn't dast come down here nary time till ol 'man Hemenway he got laid up with a busted laig from slippin' off the trestle in the snow. ❋ Various (N/A)