Lampost

INSI - Safety Resources - If walking in to a lampost is the less serious (but no less painful) side of journalism then this is the serious stuff. ❋ Deli (2008)

This is why the industry has been pressing for consideration of LTE femtocells for outdoor usage (the LTE femtocell on each lampost scenario). ❋ Unknown (2009)

She jumped onto a lampost and hopped her way up to the roof of the building. ❋ H-M Brown (2011)

Sadly for me and to the entertainment of the said motorists I walked straight into a lampost that someone had deliberately positioned to catch unsuspecting, daydreaming coppers on their way back for a cuppa. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2009)

Looking out the crusted window, the sight of the lampost and tree-lined street, the granite block park wall, the wandering path through an open field and the woods behind with a barely visible waterfall and stream traversed by a stone arching walkway, took my mind to a different place and time, forty years past and worlds away. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Having taught the books for 18 years, I can't tell you the thrill of hearing dozens of normally reticent 6th graders exclaim aloud in joy, "so THAT'S how the lampost got there!" ❋ Roger Sutton (2008)

Pleasingly, well actually, maddeningly, ironic coming from the man who clings to power despite numerous clear signals that the public would quite happily string him up from a lampost with a variety of materials, a BNP banner being one... in fact, they already have. ❋ Tory Teacake (2009)

Just lucky no one else had to as they swung from nearby lampost! on February 1, 2007 at 3: 35 pm | Reply Sergeant Says ❋ Inspector Gadget (2007)

Grumpy I agree, I just wish a sharp object or raging mob with lampost and piano wire would remove him.. ❋ FIDO The Dog (2009)

David Ogilvy of Ogilvy and Mather once said, most companies use research and surveys "as a drunk uses a lampost...for support, not illumination." ❋ Matt Baehr (2008)

Shit Hume should be swinging from a lampost in DC along with Tweety and Pumpkinhead, honest to Christ! ❋ Unknown (2006)

No one these days can cling to a lampost and scream into a microphone the way ol' Dan did. ❋ Ann Althouse (2008)

The walking into the lampost and the soft top moments both had me laughing. ❋ Unknown (2007)

October 11, 2007 at 1:14 pm hi i think bald does not suit her it suits my friend better so you can go nj a lampost whilst having a sheep like the welsh and now im telling you to have an orgasim on camera with nick yuen ❋ Unknown (2007)

At least you could do me the frickin courtousy of a chuckle over the frozen metal lampost wit. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Jeff then goes on praise former Senator Rich "High Pitched Rich" Santorum for his lonely iconoclastic stance against man-man,man-beast and man-lampost style sex. ❋ Unknown (2007)

The solar-powered and wi-fi'd up streetlights could have these transmitters in them and the local people can charge up their mobile phones at their local lampost. ❋ Helen Keegan (2007)

Enjoy hangin' about with bin men and lampost cleaners at the footy eh? ❋ Kerron Cross (2007)

Austin: Hey [cuddy], what are you up to? Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot . Cam: Im finna be [lamposting] all day and watch [the Sopranos]. Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow. ❋ C.harris (2017)

I was [walking home] drunk last night and I tried to [be clever] but I ended up getting [lamposted]. ❋ Kubadude (2016)

I [sexually] [identify] myself as a [lampost] ❋ Pedophilc Paul (2017)

she [gave] me [a stuffy] [lampost] ❋ Ladeegagahh (2011)

omg have [you seen] her. she’s [the lampost] [lady]! ❋ WillowCrystal (2022)

College Guy 1: Yo i had this really gay roomate last semester, but i managed to get a new one College Dude 4: Really how'd you manage to Pull that off College Guy 1: i gave that faggot a dirty [lampost] and now [hes dead] College Dude 4: Nice, you rule almost as much as [Project Pat] ❋ UNCLE JESSE'S NEIGHBOORHOOD (2005)

[I am] N***** and [i am] a [lampost] [wanka] ❋ Maddy (2004)

The Lampost is easily the greatest [qb] of [all time]. 4 superbowls, 6 appearances, he's nearly [unstoppable]. ❋ Lazarbeam's Bot (2017)

Dude I just [ran] four [miles] i'm so [lamposted]. ❋ K-steak (2011)

"He [got] out his [lampost] [last night]" ❋ ThePiggy06 (2020)