Lardasses

It's just that she knows that time is money, and you have to light a fire under the lardasses to make them hop to it! ❋ Doug Molitor (2010)

Are the lardasses too pathetic to stay outside at night? ❋ Unknown (2010)

“A caller recited it to Rush on the air.” the only things lardasses listeners “recite” to him are the talking points he feeds them ❋ Unknown (2010)

Watson takes that on deadpan:Here's Myer's own comment:A few people have noted in the comments that Conservapedia's hot new front page topic is "Atheism and Obesity" we're all supposed to be humongous wobbling lardasses, as if that is some kind of rational argument against an intellectual position "you're fat!" kind of shot its bolt in grade school, and really doesn't weigh heavily in a debate beyond that. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Forcing him to produce a philosophical defense of foisting $8,000 bikes on lardasses would have been hilarious... ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2009)

Frankly after hauling those two lardasses - Cheney and Hastert - around, the planes will probably sing a song of relief. ❋ Ann Althouse (2007)

We're a nation of lardasses because cookies taste better than carrots. ❋ Anne Johnson (2007)

And we aren't doing the nation's lardasses any favors by implying that a carrot's not worth eating unless it still has the green stuff attached to the top, like the ones Bugs Bunny favors and fancy farmer's markets offer. ❋ Various Libertarian Bloggers (2010)

Maybe these lardasses waddling down the aisles of Walmart might have to pay an extra $3.00 for a shirt or $50.00 for a TV but I think it's time we think about ❋ Unknown (2010)

I'm willing to bet there are far fewer lardasses in Bhutan. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Bottom line question is why should a healthy person like me (no accident: runner, vegan) pay taxes to keep a bunch of over consuming lardasses and smokers alive? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Or, most likely, its because she’s a strong, progressive woman occupying the third most powerful position in the country and the thought of that makes those pasty, conservative lardasses impotent. ❋ Unknown (2010)

March 2nd, 2010 at 10: 01 am glogrrl says: its because she’s a strong, progressive woman occupying the third most powerful position in the country and the thought of that makes those pasty, conservative lardasses impotent. ❋ Unknown (2010)

We stayed right up until the [amusement park] closed and then we were seriously lardassing it [all the way] to the [exit]. ❋ Dr Bunnygirl (2021)

- Yo, Jerry is such a lardass. He hasn't moved from his [lazyboy] in a month. - Whoa, you mean there is a whole [chair] under all those [fat rolls]? Damn. ❋ Noobly20932 (2018)

[my friends] lardass girlfriend [ate] [my house]. ❋ Xr4Y (2004)

"Lardass will never [get a group] again after we post this on the forums" "In the name of France I Conquer this bread" "[Hunters] deserve melee weapons like [rogues]" "Hunters are useful group members" ❋ Durgenburger (2005)

Mike: "[Man-] I have GOT to quit [this website], I am gonna get [fired]!" Bob: "Ah. Pulling a Lardass, I see" ❋ Scott Lindeman (2006)

When [people] are [obessed], they [tend] to have a lardass. ❋ Denny Tang (2003)

Lady “Hey [Lardass] Tiddlywink, I will give you a [bacon grease] hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, [I’m off] to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.” ❋ Egoiste (2010)

guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass [ate] the whole [buffet] [table]. ❋ G4000 (2009)

[Lardass Ninja]: I have supah [powah]! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom! Hank: Gosh you [lardass ninja], you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a [frozen pond]! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt* ❋ Alex (2006)

[Holy shit], 0 Lardass 0 just [downed] [a guy] with a Godsword! ❋ Wolf_Rider (2008)