Lasers

Maestro Laser Guitar Trainer: A guitar with frickin 'lasers! ❋ Unknown (2009)

And unicorns with friggin lasers where their eyes should be. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I reckon Cheney was probably worried about Chinese on the Moon building the Alan Parsons project using sharks with friggin lasers on their heads, aimed at NYC. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Throw me a bone here; I asked for Cabinet members with frickin 'lasers on their heads. pourmecoffee ❋ Unknown (2008)

Sharks with friggin lasers attached to their friggin heads!!!!! ❋ Unknown (2006)

By searching for German term lasers 3:2, I was able to find a term that used the word “ratio” for another colleague who had spent several fruitless hours trying to find the term I wish I could remember the specifics. ❋ Unknown (2008)

We don't need mutant sharks with frikkin 'lasers on their heads, we need helicopters that fly, we need combat fatigues that are the same colour as the terrain we send our troops to fight in and we need planes to carry our soldiers so we don't have to rent them from the Ukraine. ❋ Unknown (2005)

But no one would be crazy enough to say that Conn Iggulden and Steven Pressfield could throw in lasers or guardian spells all of a sudden because the modes are all the same, fundamentally. ❋ Hal Duncan (2005)

We don't need mutant sharks with frikkin 'lasers on their heads ... ❋ Unknown (2005)

M.B. Panish and I. Hayashi (Bell Telephone) as well as by H. Kressel (RCA) was different from that of ours since they offered to use in lasers a single p-AlGaAs-p-GaAs heterostructure, which made their approach rather limited. ❋ Unknown (2001)

Subsequent developments, however - particularly in lasers - have made this field increasingly deserving of additional rewards. ❋ Unknown (1981)

Where are the frickin lasers and sexbots and foodpills and thought police and other things that aren’t "gayer than all git out"??? ❋ Unknown (2007)

LICHTMAN: So is it that the lasers are actually pushing the atoms in the opposite direction that they want to go? ❋ Unknown (2010)

In a blog post, FAA Administrator Randy Babbitt called lasers a " serious " air safety problem. ❋ Melanie Trottman (2010)

The paragraph warning about the lasers is a very convincing argument against these lasers in civilian use. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Many cat owners know that the lasers are the easiest way to keep the pet amused. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Like most people, he thinks the lasers are the important part. ❋ Clancy, Tom, 1947- (1988)

"[Lasers] shed light on injustice and [inequality]. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary. Lasers are the future. We will not lose [beause] we are not losers, we are Lasers!" ❋ KPrinz (2009)

Cory: And where would [we be] if the Chinese had'nt invented [gunpowder]? Jamie: [Lasers]... ❋ Vietnam 68 (2007)

'i [dont] [understand] [what you are] saying' 'lasers' ❋ Queen Jobo (2005)

[Sorry] [officer], I was [speeding] because I've got lasers. ❋ TTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY (2006)

Alice: [Heisenberg] is [speeding] down the street and he gets pulled over by a [cop] and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!" Bob: hahaha laser! ❋ Cool_walking_ (2009)

To understand how a laser works you need to learn [quantum mechanics] and [atomic] and [nuclear physics]. ❋ Leelo Dallas Multipass (2005)

❋ The Shiznit (2003)

Did you [see how] I [lasered] both of them them in one [charge]?! ❋ Krunkmister (2007)

Mr. [Arnold]: So, who's [gay enough] to know what 'LASER' stands for? Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises [eyebrow] at Hobo ❋ Food And Drug Administration (2003)

Situation: [Micky], David, and [Pilar] are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner. Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just [before the door] closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching. Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha. Pilar and David: Shotgun! Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers. Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk. Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation. Pilar whispers: Laser beats all. ❋ Rawrkadi (2010)