Lawks

The hottest tonsorial trend for the winter is for erectile barnets - product-stiffened locks that make you go "lawks", quiffs that stand up ❋ Unknown (2009)

And, lawks, wasn't that Katherine Jenkins frozen alive in an upright tomb – victim of Sardick's nefarious pawnbroking empire, where loans to poor families were exchanged for a beloved human captive? ❋ Unknown (2010)

They don't actually use the words 'lawks a'mussy, massa.' ❋ Juliette (2009)

August 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm oh yesh yest iz bein bery liet an bounceh naow: Iz bery gladz ai cud do it an maeks meh feelz gud bowt loozin awl mai lawks. maebeh ai du its again in 2 yrs ❋ Unknown (2009)

But da witch hadz lawng gowldin hayr n kurlee lawks n eeted da porij eben tho it wuz 2 hawt n bernd herz tung. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I fig yured it wuz teh dressin room, adn mebbee had lawks on teh dore or sumfin… ❋ Unknown (2008)

May 8, 2008 at 1:10 am eben when kitteh lawks nawt soe new. u jubs gib it sum skritchy behind ears anb rubs on belleh and hugsy snorgles and lobs obgushy fuds and often theys good as new. just no gibs dem baffs. dey self cleanings anb dat make ebil kitteh mode actif. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Jessica/Lucy Liu .... lawks, what fiendish scientist might splice those genes, I don't think I'll ever close my eyes again in a public place ❋ Jessica (2006)

N, well, if ai lawks teh doar, tehre will being no doar left, aifinkso… ❋ Unknown (2008)

Well, lawks-a-day! things seem going on uncommon queer, ❋ Various (N/A)

"Oh, lawks, Master Bob!" screamed the frightened Dick in answer to this. ❋ John B. [Illustrator] Greene (N/A)

If they didn't, lawks-a-daisy! there was trouble!! ❋ Hubbard, Elbert, 1856-1915 (1916)

"Good lawks, Mr. Ferdinand!" he exclaimed (not quoting from Carlyle). ❋ Robert Smythe Hichens (1907)

` ` Move? '' echoed Viny with a start; ` ` Oh, lawks! whatever's dat, Miss? '' ❋ Unknown (1905)

"Oh, _lawks_!" exclaimed Mädel, -- she'd caught that expression from nurse, who always says it when she's frightened or excited, -- and with that she scrambled up on the bench and threw her arms round Kathie's neck with such force that she knocked the parasol out of her hand, and it slipped down over their heads and hid their faces. ❋ Barbara Yechton (1901)

Now I'm quite at home, for I've plenty of courage -- except about death, and I'm worse about death than I was when I was a simple body with a gawk's "lawks!" in her round eyes and mouth for an egg. ❋ George Meredith (1868)

At one point in the thrilling narrative she became intensely excited, and when Ruth tried in sepulchral tones to imitate John Gunter's gruff voice, she exclaimed, "Oh! lawks!" in such a gasp that the three ladies leaped up with three shrieks like three conscience-smitten kittens caught in a guilty act! ❋ Unknown (1859)

Jason ran into his ugly ex the other day and she said she still [fancied] [a root]. [Lawks]. ❋ Stef-Man (2010)

Jason ran into his ugly ex the other day and she said she still [fancied] [a root]. [Lawks]. ❋ Stef-Man (2010)

Guy One: Dude! I was [screwing] this chick and the other day, right? The only problem is she got turned on when called her [Jabba the Hut]... Guy two: [LAWK]. ❋ Dr. Derrious (2012)

Pup: Man these white kids are [acting crazy] in the server. [Kloud]: *[LAWK]* ❋ Kloud (2006)

[Lawks-a-mercy], did you see that [spider]?! It [must have been] the size of my hand! ❋ SouthernBelladonna (2011)

Guy 1: Uh... is that a [shoe] on [your forehead]? Guy 2: Oh [whoops]! Forgot that was there! Guy 1: Lawks... ❋ Ohhaimark (2011)