Lawnchairs

Cigarettes dangling from downturned mouths, eyes screwed to the shore — the criminals are slim and beautiful, draped in their lawnchairs so their fingers leave trails in the river water. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The biggest upside of that was getting to know all the other moms on our street, because they were out there too, sitting in their lawnchairs and watching over the children. ❋ Unknown (2008)

  Still, I predict that in days the snow will land itself near the trellis-vines which sit in the yard like the rumps of old women across town, parabolas with the edges of lawnchairs. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Meanwhile, my lovely Ukrainian wife and I sit back with a bowl of popcorn and a pair of lawnchairs enjoying the ongoing train wreck. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Still, I predict that in days the snow will land itself near the trellis-vines which sit in the yard like the rumps of old women across town, parabolas with the edges of lawnchairs. ❋ Doug Martin (2008)

Why does anyone need to bring a dozen lawnchairs when its just the 2 of them? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Some brought space-occupying lawnchairs and then stood anyway. ❋ Unknown (2007)

When they move towards the stage, and attempt to penetrate the phalanx of lawnchairs, harsh words are exchanged, and skirmishes break out. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Briefly, some people like to bring lawnchairs, and spend a comfortable day and evening; others, presumably younger, like to dance to the music. ❋ Unknown (2007)

In another painting, a net of lines anchored to screws in wooden stakes breaks the visual space in which the front yards of suburban homes, plastic lawnchairs, boxy interiors and wireless phones are placed to serve as a backdrop for the natives–two billboard men with perfect hair and chiseled jaws adorned with warpaint. ❋ Unknown (2007)

We pack our lawnchairs and a few cold drinks and make the two-hour drive for a chance to catch up with relatives we haven't seen in a while. ❋ Calamity Jen (2006)

Several members of the group Border Guardians, who are kind of like the Minutemen, but they consider sitting on lawnchairs outside of Sasabe to be too strenuous, decided to stage a "counter-protest." ❋ Unknown (2006)

Me: "I can set up a bunch of lawnchairs in my backya...er, business area, and charge people to sun themselves." ❋ Unknown (2005)

Then I'm going to sit them in lawnchairs and force them to watch me light groundflowers. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Look Dude [I Told You]! [Fonz] and that chick are in The Lawnchair over there. How [the hell]? ❋ Tissimus Butz (2009)

[hey dude], [do you] [have some] lawnchair?! ❋ Darkchaos (2004)

Upon [picking up] an R symbol, [Marco] heard someone shout "[ROCKET LAWNCHAIR]!" in their ears from absolutely nowhere. ❋ Tarmarco (2010)

Woman: [oh baby], harder...harder!- let's do the [folded lawnchair] Man: [Ohhh] yeeeah - Bring those legs up more baby , your thighs are so soft ❋ Likeitbig24 (2011)

[Look out]! He has a Rawkit Lawnchair! ❋ Empty_shadow (2009)

My girl got [wasted] at the [governors] ball so I had to give her a dirty [lawnchair]. ❋ Joe81 (2006)

1. I was at a real southern [wedding] last night, what a [lawnchair] parade! 2. [Mardi Gras] is one of the most common times for lawnchair parades. ❋ Appleinthestew (2010)

player1 : w0a!! d00D cH3k [0ut] all of deez [sw33t] k1llz [i iz] getting wit tha rocket lawnchair!!11!one! player1 : lulz!!11!!1eleven ❋ Xkevinxcorex (2008)

I think i pulled a hamsting while me and my girl were [trying] [the rusty] [lawnchair] ❋ Seebas (2011)

Zach told [me he] gave her [the Mercer] County [Lawnchair] last night. ❋ Backwoods Bastard (2016)