Lawnmower

And, right now the lawnmower is broken, so I can't mow the lawn till I get it fixed. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ok, if everyone was forced to use shears then there would be a 100% drop in lawnmower emissions. ❋ Unknown (2006)

In Phillips 'hometown of Underhil, Vermont, honks of joy that the guy they know as a lawnmower-riding Boston sports fan is free ❋ Unknown (2009)

The lawnmower is broken now and it won't fit in our VW bug to take to the repair shop) or (Just transmit that the car died; he'll understand) My spare moments were spent trying to be more organized, more efficient. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Miraculously, I don’t think one has ever been cut down by the lawnmower, but that may have more to do with the fact that the lawnmower is so seldom in use. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I’ll take that challenge $ 20 k for a shed for my lawnmower is still way out of line. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Because a woman and a lawnmower are the same thing. ❋ Unknown (2006)

I guess its obvious that if anything attracted the lightning to him, it must be the tiny little iPod and not the huge hunk of metal called a lawnmower he was holding onto. ❋ Unknown (2006)

And I'm sure it was the wasps that played aroung with the fuel tap on the lawnmower, which is why it took me so long to start it last time I used it. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It's a "lawnmower" beer, it's light, the flavors don't jump out at you. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Everyone can have a common Platonic ideal of "lawnmower," but there will be many exemplifications of it. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Everyone started doing silly dance moves like the 'lawnmower' and ❋ Steve Busfield (2010)

"lawnmower" or "sumo squat" instruction is identical, so you're watching the exact same segment no matter the set or workout in which it appears. ❋ Unknown (2009)

So I dragged the lawnmower out of the garage and I mowed the front yard and then I ran up to my father asking for my money. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I can take a car, a little red wagon, and a lawnmower, posit 'relatedness' based on similarities, arrange them in a 'progression' and theorize that one descended from the other – all with no need to mention a mechanism that brings about said changes. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Yes, maybe some people want to play lawnmower-cowboy, and others are afraid of the natives coming over the wire, and so on. ❋ Unknown (2010)

These days, making cash isn't always an option, so many have decided it is worth the effort to trade, say, an outgrown kid's bike for a neighbor's lawnmower, or a massage for some gardening supplies. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Reaching over to the grass catcher on my lawnmower to get some “toilet paper” to wipe themselves with. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Instead of [plopping] them out one at a time as one is supposed to as is proper [anal bead] etiquette, he lawn mowered her corn hole. To which she replied, "[Fuck me in] the shit!", and so he did. ❋ Jason Just (2005)

[Ron Howard]: (sniffing [Homer's] breath) Do I smell vodka ... and [wheatgrass]? Homer: It's called a lawnmower, I invented it, do you want one? ❋ Cintari (2008)

Although Travis said, "pull out those beads, but not too fast," [Monty] gave him [the lawnmower]. There was [p00p] all over that d00d. ❋ The D00d (2006)

I could just grab [the back] of that [Civic] and [mow my lawn] with it. ❋ Charon (2004)

There [ain't] no lawnmowers in [Arizona], cause there ain't no [grass] ❋ Max G (2006)

I accidentally [lawnmowered] [panda] last night when [going down on her], but she needed to shave that bush anyway. ❋ Panda_star (2009)

that [beotch] loved it when we started [doin] [the lawnmower] ❋ Ghettothug (2003)

A lawnmower is a [lesbian], or [maybe] they're just "[experimenting]". ❋ Cherrypopscle007 (2003)

[Honey], I could really use [the lawnmower]. She said I couldn't make her [scream], so I gave her the lawnmower. ❋ DJ Jones (2007)

Why is [Allan] walking so funny? I guess [his girl] gave him another [lawnmower] last night. ❋ PlayDoc (2006)