Lawyers

Promoted to Headline (H3) on 7/24/09: The Risks of a Partial Prosecution yahooBuzzArticleHeadline = 'The Risks of a Partial Prosecution'; yahooBuzzArticleSummary = 'Article: If Attorney General Eric Holder creates a special prosecutor for torture but forbids him or her to prosecute the lawyers who facilitated torture or the top officials who ordered it, proposing to go after only torturers who exceeded the limitations outlined in the lawyers\' memos, what are the risks? ' ❋ Unknown (2009)

Success of the lawyers 'movement in Pakistan yahooBuzzArticleHeadline =' Success of the lawyers\ 'movement in Pakistan'; yahooBuzzArticleSummary = 'Article: About the successful lawyers movement in Pakistan which turned into people\'s struggle for revival of democracy and free judiciary.' ❋ Unknown (2009)

But I guess Corporations that retain lawyers is OK to the troll. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It ` s unclear what legal aim the RIAA lawyers from the firms of Holme Roberts & Owen and Dwyer & Collora think they are accomplishing with this attack. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Adobe must have one crack set of lawyers, is all I can say. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"This is a case about a family's right to send a 14-year-old honor student to public school without her being forced to renounce her family's religious beliefs," wrote lawyers from the ACLU and the Raleigh firm Ellis & Winters in a brief supporting the lawsuit. ❋ AP (2010)

To try to put a stop to it all, Ms. Freeman had lawyers from a Beverly Hills firm send Mr. Rucinsky a stern letter ordering him to stop using the names Restaurant Girl and Danyelle Freeman by the end of this month. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It has since opened up to include lawyers from the UK, Canada, and Australia. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Note: He worries when he hears people talk about teaching theory because what he wants from newly fledged lawyers is understanding of the law: novelty, obviousness, etc. ❋ Rebecca Tushnet (2009)

The dropout rate among women lawyers is overwhelmingly the result of the combination of demanding hours, inflexible schedules, lack of viable part-time options, emphasis on billable hours, and failure by law firms to recognize that female lawyers 'career trajectories may alternate between work and family, the report found. ❋ Unknown (2009)

A common protest, especially among non-lawyers, is that the judges are unelected. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Nicholas Marsh was among several lawyers from the department's public integrity section who were under scrutiny for missteps in the prosecution of Mr. Stevens, including not turning over exculpatory evidence to the defense. ❋ Evan Perez (2010)

Log Cabin lawyers may also remind Phillips that the Pentagon has been enforcing her injunction since last week with no reports of serious problems. ❋ Ed O (2010)

And a legal group of lawyers is also at the stand-down. ❋ J.D. Kathleen Wells (2010)

Anyone that believes there's a reason this "gift" doesn't include tort reforms to control trial lawyers is short-sighted. ❋ Unknown (2009)

But on a deeper level, all the tax code is divert the efforts of these lawyers from a useful to a useless activity. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Its office is a former fast food restaurant, which naturally inspires confidence in lawyers inside. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Person: Yea im considering on becoming a doctor [Person's] Friend: cool, [well i] want to become a [lawyer] Person: Have fun in Hell, lawyers suck ❋ Thestoges8889 (2007)

I not [going] to [pay] those Laywers another [penny]. ❋ Jonathan Willis (2004)

"My lawyer's lawyer said he can get my lawyer off so my lawyer should be in court for me." "Your lawyer's lawyer? What the hell did you do?" "Pissed on some Russian prostitutes, a little nepotism, [raw dogged] a porn star and lied about it, I am [slumlord], used my political connections to profit personally, signed off on people using tax dollars to fund their personal trips, [wrote down] shit on some pieces of paper and forced others to live by it , tried to sue people who called me names after I verbally attacked them, I haven't paid taxes in 10 years, fired some asshole who kept trying to investigate me and my friends, grabbed a few random women by their pussies - hey they like it - , watched some teenage girls get undressed, sure as fuck am not renting my houses to black people, sold some fake diplomas to a few dumbasses, hired some undocumented [pollocks] in the 80's, rigged some gambling machines in my casinos, some jackasses claim I didn't pay them, a few fraudualant realestate deals, bought my own books with campaign dollars and kept the [royalties], [smuggles] some models into the country so I could bang them - even married one of them, set up some tax dodging foundations, remember that Cuba [embargo] I bitch about that last jackass lifting - I totally violated it in the 90's, and I conspired with a government known to be an enemy of our country to influence federal elections. Nothing too bad, I don't know what they are bitching about." ❋ Nutzen YerMouf (2018)

Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some [puritanical] hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession. Marshall: You really think that’s true? Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out. Marshall: Ah ha, so [the oldest profession] would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been [lawyered]! ❋ KravenXY (2009)

"Look at that dead [lawyer] in [Northern Ireland] that was shot for supporting the wrong side, [thank god] there's one less of them!" - a stupid person ❋ Melchett (2004)

TYRONE BIGGINS:Yeah that nigga's fucked. The judge aint' gonna take it easy on a nigga. Alexander:He be needin a [laywer]. TYRONE: Nigga, what? A: You know, nigga! Lawyer be some white dude willing to pretend to be your friend 'n shit in front of the judge so you ain't look so bad. TYRONE: Aw yeah, he be like "Look, Imma white guy, and I'm [aksin] nicely to take it easy on dis nigga" "Lawyer Commercial* Some lawyer sounding voice: Here at Wilson in Wilson we know how it be for a nigga. Haters don't think it be like it is, but it do. But we do. I'm [Greg Wilson], and I'll be your white guy. TYRONE: Da [fuuu]...? ❋ The Original Tyrone Biggins (2011)

To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside of the top of the box. I think one of the fun things for them is to say, "[objection]." "[Objection]! Objection, your Honor." Objection, of course, is the adult version of, "[Fraid] not." To which the judge can say two things, he can say, "overruled" which is the adult version of "Fraid so," or he could say, "sustained," which is the adult version of "Duh." - Jerry Seinfeld ❋ Darth Nick (2005)

[Oh Neil] I [lawyered] you [so hard] there ❋ SquirrelBoyed (2010)

[Nikki] was the best at [lawyering]. She went to work to do some lawyering. All the other [lawyers] were impressed by her lawyering skills. ❋ Rahc (2007)

[Lawyers] are often criticized for the duties they are bound to uphold. Lawyers are also criticized for following poorly written laws that they are bound to follow, created by the [legislative] branch of government, which represents the people. Lawyers are [the people's] most important defense against governmental and private intrusions on personal and property rights. Lawyers knowledge of the law makes abuse of their duties especially dangerous to a society that relies on them. ❋ J. Peterson (2006)