Laying On Of Hands

Preventing thousands of deaths isn't "good public health policy" if it doesn't involve the appropriate laying-on-of-hands by the medical priesthood. ❋ Unknown (2008)

He is, in addition to being an osteopath, a cranio-sacral therapist, so he was able to not only fix the bulk of the whiplash but to otherwise, as it were, screw my head on straight again with his laying-on-of-hands trick that, whatever it is (moving the various plates that make up the cranium, which tend to get all fused together) worked to make me much less dizzy. ❋ Desayunoencama (2006)

She believes she was elected governor because of a laying-on-of-hands by an African clergyman who had run a witch out of town for causing automobile accidents. ❋ Enowning (2008)

Edwards lost and Reeve died, so we'll never experience that laying-on-of-hands miracle. ❋ Unknown (2006)

There are energetic and laying-on-of-hands healing massages, which are invigorating and relaxing at the same time. ❋ Bob Cooley (2005)

‘But hey, if I keel over in the studio, Judson-the-Schmuck can do the laying-on-of-hands bullshit and revive me, and then go on the road as a faith healer.’ ❋ Douglas Kennedy (2005)

The Healing program trains students in the use of laying-on-of-hands to effect change in the human energy field. ❋ Joel Naftali Lee (1999)

When Saturninus declared his candidacy once more, the crowd cheered him hysterically; clearly his laying-on-of-hands visit on the previous day had worked wonders. ❋ McCullough, Colleen, 1937- (1990)

-Some sorcerer with laying-on-of-hands, some sombre wonder-worker by the grace of God, some anointed world-maligner, whom, may the devil take! ❋ Unknown (1885)

-- Some sorcerer with laying-on-of-hands, some sombre wonder-worker by the grace of God, some anointed world-maligner, whom, may the devil take! ❋ Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1872)

Presidential campaign watchers got their first taste of the New Apostolic Reformation when it was revealed that Sarah Palin, while mayor of Wasilla, had been prayed over in a laying-on-of-hands by Rev. Thomas Muthee of Kenya, director of the NAR East Africa Spiritual Warfare Network, in a ceremony designed to protect Palin from witches and demons. ❋ AlterNet Bill Berkowitz (2010)

Oh look, here's Sarah Palin receiving special protection from witches in a laying-on-of-hands ceremony at the Wasilla Assembly of God, apparently during her gubernatorial campaign in 2005. ❋ Unknown (2008)

If so, then I can’t wait for the nation’s medical schools to be required to supplement their “science” based cures for diseases (e.g., drugs and medications, surgeries, etc.) with alternative cures such as “laying-on-of-hands”, exorcism, and faith-healing. ❋ Unknown (2005)

The whore was not paid so [the pimp] had to [lay down] [the hand]. ❋ Limitofone (2009)

that [paladin] was almost [dead], but he used lay on hands, and now he is [okay] ❋ Dalsson (2008)

"He's [talkin shit] bout my grandma, so i'm [bouta] [lay hands on] a nigga." ❋ J-Thizz (2008)

[Bitch you] better stepoff 'for i lay hands on you! or I [dare] that [ho] to lay hands on me! ❋ Mizze (2008)

There is no way I'll be able to afford that concert [ticket] unless I lay hands on some cash. Were you able to lay hands on a [copy] of that [CD]? ❋ Hardcore_2031 (2005)

([Lay your hands on me]), lay 'em on me (Lay your hands on me), come on, come on, come on (Lay your hands on me), everybody's gonna [help me now] , I can feel the people sing (Lay your hands on me), I can feel my heart sing (Lay your hands on me), if you wanna lay them on, baby, come on now Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, [lay your hands on me] (If you want me to) Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh (All you got to do), whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, lay your hands on me And remember (Lay your hands on me) Well, move it on (Lay your hands on me) Oh, turn around now (Lay your hands on me) Lay, lay, lay, yeah (Lay your hands on me) (Lay your hands on me) Lay your hands on me ❋ Death Menace (2023)