Logjam

Word LOGJAM
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Definitions and meanings of "Logjam"

What do we mean by logjam?

An immovable mass of floating logs crowded together. noun

A deadlock, as in negotiations; an impasse. noun

An excess of logs being conveyed on a river, so that their motion halts. noun

A clog or such jam or mess that halts or greatly delays progress. noun

An immovable mass of logs blocking a river noun

Any stoppage attributable to unusual activity noun

An excess of logs being conveyed on a river, so that their motion halts.

A clog or such jam or mess that halts or greatly delays progress.

Logjam (log-jam) - noun 1) When you defecate and a chunk of fecal matter is pinched off/left behind and you are unable to push this small remainder out. As a result, when you wipe, you can never get completely clean, because every time you apply toilet paper you push a little bit of the pinch off poop nugget out, re-dirtying your balloon knot. The only solution is to either get lucky enough for a bigger log to come down the pipe and clear the logjam, get in there with some kind of wedging tool (or your finger), wipe until your wrinkled penny is red and sore, flush it with water, or just walk around with mudbutt. Urban Dictionary

When the toilet won't flush because there's a turd stuck. Urban Dictionary

The state of a public restroom wherein each bathroom stall is occupied. Urban Dictionary

A gathering of dudes or hanging out with only males. Urban Dictionary

In the course of gaining an erection. An intensely uncomfortable, or even painful sensation in your cock as it tries to rise to a full hardon but is restrained and held down by clothing, usually tight underpants or jeans. Urban Dictionary

The most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects. A logjam is also known as a blowjob. Urban Dictionary

When you're boning a fat chick, and you have to slow down, because her fat is in the way. Urban Dictionary

When you type in "Lolhaha" on your Ipod/Iphone it may/will correct to this. Essentially the other person is saying Lolhaha and forgot to space. Urban Dictionary

The southern variation of the Cleveland Steamer. One person assumes a tri-pod position on the ground or other hard surface and opens his or her butt cheeks. The other squats down on top of the open asshole and defecates directly into it, thus, creating the "logjam." Urban Dictionary

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The word "logjam" in example sentences

This logjam is caused by an inferior computer system that increases the time-per-claim processing time. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Unless the logjam is broken, starting with health care reform, where the threat of a filibuster has ground Democrats 'efforts to a near halt, a scenario exists where Obama would seek re-election in 2012 by running against Republicans and a do-nothing Senate where Democrats are in the majority. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The only way out of this logjam is more funding - and that's not going to happen. ❋ Nick Anthis (2006)

So, fixing a short-term logjam by sending Saunders to the minors -- undoubtedly the plan when spring training ended -- won't be so easy if he's producing. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Daniella Zalcman for The Wall Street Journal Principal Shelly Listokin, broker David Schechtman and principal Stan Listokin on the roof of 20 Henry St. Now the logjam is breaking. ❋ Craig Karmin (2010)

The logjam is the latest demonstration of how hard it is for Congress to resist picking a political fight—even over the need to keep the government operating and the desire to avoid raising taxes amid a weak economy. ❋ Janet Hook (2011)

The logjam is a sign of how strongly the financial crisis still looms as regulators work to implement the Dodd-Frank financial-overhaul law passed last summer. ❋ Robbie Whelan (2011)

And behind the logjam are applications for (wait for it) copyrights. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It took months of back-channel conversations between an Obama administration official and a reluctant attorney general from New York—and some timely offerings of cookies—to break a logjam over the pact. ❋ Dan Fitzpatrick (2012)

But then-prime minister Naoto Kan dropped the idea at the last minute to break a logjam on unrelated legislation. ❋ Jacob M. Schlesinger (2011)

The long-awaited deal could break a logjam that had threatened to derail the administration's trade agenda for the year, potentially clearing the way for passage of pacts with South Korea and Panama that had been held over from the Bush administration. ❋ Tom Barkley (2011)

One reason for the easing in the logjam was the Senate's traditional desire to dispense with blocs of nominees shortly before adjourning for recess, which the Senate did in the early hours of Friday morning. ❋ Naftali Bendavid (2011)

After the Senate finally managed to break a logjam on the bill earlier this month, the House action means the legislation will head to the White House for President Barack Obama's signature. ❋ Unknown (2010)

President Barack Obama said he assigned Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and White House budget director Jacob Lew to work with congressional leaders from both parties to break a logjam on tax cuts that expire at the end of the year. ❋ Unknown (2010)

What could break the logjam is a deal to extend all the cuts temporarily, along with horse-trading on other issues important to both parties, according to people present at the White House meeting. ❋ Shailagh Murray (2010)

Senate Democrats need at least one Republican to break a logjam and push ahead on the initiative. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I suspect that it would "only" cost $1B or so, and could break a logjam with respect to the future of the Internet. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I [took a dump] and didn't get it [all out]. As a result, there was a logjam and no amount of wiping could get it [cleared out]. ❋ The Grunter (2011)

I [wanted] to use [the public toilet] but it was [out of order] due to a logjam. ❋ Kliff215 (2009)

I had to use the [fourth floor] [restroom] because of the logjam on [third]. ❋ Matthew W (2006)

This [party] is a [total] logjam. ❋ Nate Gates (2005)

I was following two girls up the stairs and I could see right up their little [short skirts]. Staring at their panties made my cock start to rise but my jeans wouldn't let it come up. WOW, did that HURT! I hate getting a "logjam" like that in public because [there's no way] to [adjust] it without people knowing what you are doing. ❋ Mickeymysterious1 (2009)

The girl I wanted out with last night was a real [flapho], the only time she [shut the hell up] was when i logjammed her. I wish that logjam had more of an effect though, because soon after the logjam she went right back to her flapho self, [yammering] away. ❋ Jimtank (2009)

Dude, I was [logjamming] with [Katie] last night... Who [knew] she was that fat? ❋ DamnMan95 (2011)

"[My nan] [died] today..." "[LOGJAMS]!" "Dude, that's not fucking funny..." ❋ FangXVI (2013)

She thought she was going to get the pile-driver [of a lifetime], but I surprised her with [a Louisiana] [Logjam]. There was no second date. ❋ Tom Haley (2009)

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