Loo Roll

The toilet was crazed purple porcelain with a plush furry seat and a musical loo-roll was spinning in circles, playing antiquated Sex Pistols tunes. ❋ Penny Goring (2011)

And as Brits have the highest loo-roll usage in the world 100 rolls each per year, the first strategy to avoid cutting down more trees is to cut back on usage. ❋ Unknown (2012)

I hope, in a sick way, that some embryo Bridezilla takes a picture of one of these loo-roll creations to a local seamstress and says Make me that! ❋ Unknown (2006)

Then along came bossy Cesar, spouting mumbo-jumbo to Herbie's owner Sally about "reaffirming herself as pack leader", and in 60 TV minutes all-new huggable Herbie could feasibly audition for a three-ply loo-roll advert. ❋ Grace Dent (2011)

Vatican, including for Heaven and Earth, for whom Myleene was working at the time of the loo-roll pilfering. ❋ Marina Hyde (2011)

Once the stuff reaches the loo-roll holder it will subsequently disappear besmirched into the waste-water stream, forever beyond the reach of even the keenest recycler. ❋ Team Register (2010)

Not only will the rising dragons of Asia be competing with us Westerners for oil: they will also be seeking snap up our crucial supplies of loo-roll. reports C ❋ Team Register (2010)

After all, hardbacks have been a declining market for years and - with (in many cases) smaller typefaces, meaner jacket designs and loo-roll paper - no longer feel like the publishing equivalent of luxury goods. ❋ Unknown (2010)

SCA is the country's biggest loo-roll manufacturer, eclipsing rival Kimberly-Clark, which makes the famous Andrex brand. ❋ Unknown (2010)

What do beer cans, wheelie bins, loo-roll tubes and film canisters have in common? ❋ Unknown (2009)

They go into paroxysms of delight at being reunited with the loo-roll angels, felt hand-stitched reindeers, ❋ Unknown (2009)

[look] [as if] were out of loo roll, time to [get more]! ❋ Peaches1010 (2006)

Hey [asswipe]!!! Don't flush away [the loo] roll because we'll need that after taking [a plop]. ❋ Telephony2 (2023)