Lyfe

"The high and puissant Princess Marie of Bourgogne her lytel jantilman hys complaynt of y 'Coort, and praise of a rusticall lyfe, versificated, and empapyred by me the lytel jantilman's right lovynge and obsequious servitor, etc." ❋ Charles Reade (1849)

There's a pretty real lacking of jazz on these pages of late (- let alone actual effing blog posts) but anyway - there's this time in our life when we're actually broken people thanks to love, or sexuality, or money, or jobs or just generally 'lyfe' and (bear with me on this indulgent whaffle) end up wanting to skip and live inside a world just like the new Katy Perry video brand new Flylo video. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Kittehz ar nebber ownd, but u may inbyte wun tu joyn u in ur lyfe. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Unfortunately, I has had sum bad Bobs in mai lyfe. ❋ Unknown (2010)

She had bin a ferul kitteh growin up, adn wuz taykin in layte in lyfe tu a haushoald wiff fybe obber kittehs adn a goggie. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Elizabeth later admitted that she had never visited at least one of her major holdings, Donnington Castle: she claimed as late as 1554 that "I neuer laye in it in all my lyfe." ❋ Unknown (2008)

Taht bryngifyes teh bair nece … fings yu knead … uv lyfe! ❋ Unknown (2010)

May 22, 2010 at 6:32 pm ohai cween! ai hoep ur lyfe iz settlolink daown a bitt naow… an ur DH iz dewing beddur! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Daddeh kitteh guhna spen teh res ob hiz lyfe inna crak neyborhood. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Hmmm, I bet yu say pataytoh nawt patawtoh in reel lyfe, rite? ❋ Unknown (2010)

June 20, 2010 at 1:09 pm aifawt et wuz teh meeses dat wuz obsurvin usses whyl teh pogram wuz runnyn tu fynd teh ultimayt kwestion uv lyfe teh yooneevurse an evvuryfing. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Mai mum dide 29 yeerz ago nd dad faond a widow nd had 27 yeerz ob “nyu lyfe” in himz secund marridge ! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ai has a noo lees awn lyfe till deyr awl unner teh frij tuu ❋ Unknown (2010)

Eemo Kitteh duz nawtz knoez dat hurz maykz eetch lyfe a liddill bettah! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ebbry peece ov lyme iz barely clinging tu teh rim ov teh bottle foar deer lyfe! ❋ Unknown (2010)

She has moar of a lukky than me at gambling, but in mah reel lyfe in teh past yeer, I has bin moar than lukky, lol! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Fings I kan nawt has in reel lyfe, so of korse I wud luvs sum heer! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Whut a wunnerful lyfe he had tho, an amazing storeh of survival in teh fayce of odds stakt aginst heem. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Yu musta seen sum really nyce towlols in yur lyfe. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Baby hippo gotted stranded an wuz reskued an brot 2 a wylde lyfe sankchewary, an hii insisted on B-frending teh old, old reptile. ❋ Unknown (2009)