Mait

Tour guide of old Europe for snotty Australian schoolteachers on holleyday mait. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ai has an ankshus abowt getting mai cast 2morrow….tehy mait has tu put pins oar sumfing n mai arm. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It mait be ordunary water exchept dat wen indje…inge…drunk bai lawabidin demonish oder fiendish beings itz laik poisun. ❋ Unknown (2009)

May 11, 2009 at 9:03 am ai think teh bait mait just been teh sawft cowch an teh blankee! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Gayla 34 awlwaiz thot he mait be a spai – sending teh sekret messajes! ❋ Unknown (2009)

June 27, 2008 at 12:32 pm ai see mai abatar styll doez nawt werk. aw well! mait az well logz owt uv wurdpretzel ❋ Unknown (2008)

August 12, 2008 at 12:21 pm erm I haz an anouncement! i does nowt want to sound liek I am advertaising mai site but this mait interest those hoo awlredy hav seen eet… todai from 12 noon until 12 midnight lolcal tymes the cat olympic sport displayed iz mai favourite! adn meh finks teh betterest ov teh ones i maeked! ❋ Unknown (2008)

November 15, 2008 at 4:10 am n ett mait az wall be yew, 2minions… ❋ Unknown (2008)

Wel, burdz nawt az dum az I finkd an if u keepz yr mowf opin fr reelee lawng taiym, it mait get stukt dat wey. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Clara, da mama nestid dere last yeer wif difrent mait. ❋ Unknown (2008)

An Schrödingers kitteh can b deeded and alibe at teh same tiem, so u mait feel alown but u r nawt! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Yoo noe, ai think he mait luk a liddle bit laik teh YNG. booklion says: ❋ Unknown (2008)

"Ait yer mait, an 'ax no questions," was her response. ❋ Joseph Hocking (1898)

"Iss, you've 'ad nothin' but a swede turmut, and that ed'n rastlin 'mait," said Betsey. ❋ Joseph Hocking (1898)

Th 'hardest wark tha ivver does is aitin an drinkin, an tha does'nt hawf chew thi mait as tha should. ❋ John Hartley (1877)

Drops o 'sweat stood ov his foreheead as big as pays, an' he couldn't tak his een off th 'mait. ❋ John Hartley (1877)

"Oh, it's nobbut th 'childer' at's laikin, some on 'em's recknin' to be donkeys an 't'other's drivin' 'em; they've been at it iver sin they'd ther drinkin '; it's that mait' at's suited 'em soa, mun, woll they dunnot know what to do." ❋ John Hartley (1877)

A chap an 'his wife' at lived neighbors to me, had a word or two one neet, an 'soa shoo went up stairs to sulk; an' when he sat daan to his supper he thowt he'd have her on a bit, soa he cut all th 'mait off a booan, an' then he sed to 'his oldest lass. ❋ John Hartley (1877)

As sooin as Joa heard that he seized a fork, an 'stuck it into th' mait wi 'sich a force,' at he smashed th 'dish an' pinned it fast to th 'table top. ❋ John Hartley (1877)

A chap 'at's worried to deeath becoss his stocks or shares have dropt fifty per cent connot enter into a poor woman's anxiety abaat flaar or mait gooan up a penny a paand. ❋ John Hartley (1877)