Mank

He seemed to want "mank" to be a nonsense syllable. ❋ Unknown (2005)

But anyway, click there to learn about the new bed, the impending ramp closures that fill me with rage, fish mank in the fish tank, and much more. ❋ Unknown (2009)

These bring warm, wet conditions and are accompanied by much low cloud (the infamous "Signy mank"). ❋ Unknown (2009)

He may have simply been old, or perhaps the recurring tank mank of which there was no sign finally got to him — although it never seemed to bother him before. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Usually, dry shampoo comes in a powder or a spray which you dust or spritz onto your roots, then fluff up your hair and brush it out, and thus the worst of the weekly mank is brushed away — leaving your hair refreshed, if not squeaky clean. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai nawt kneow bout awl teh kindsa kittehs eder, ai kneow bengal and mank an simeze (iz taht meezer?) an purrrsion butt(!) taht bowt it fur meh aifink. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Sigh - to our annouance it looks like I'm going to have to do some serious stain treatment on the bedding and stuff that got hit by the mank from the highchair Standard techniques have left them all with black splodges, including Jeans nice white fleece blanket! ❋ Unknown (2007)

Over on the other site I properly credited Jack Handy, the originator of this particular linguistic paradigm, who pointed out the deep philosophical significance of the fact that the word "mankind" is compounded from "mank" and "ind". ❋ Unknown (2005)

The etymology of simurgh brought to mind Jack Handey's etymology of "mankind": the compound of "mank" + "ind". ❋ Unknown (2005)

Mr. Handy was aware, of course, of the six different OED entries for mank; some of the senses are: a fuss, to-do; a disorder of the blood; a trick, a practical joke; (as an adjective) maimed, mutilated, defective; (as a verb) to fool about, mess around; to play tricks. ❋ Unknown (2005)

At last, after their declared interviews for that purpose, these brethren have patched up a mank agreement, which they have published, in ❋ The Reformed Presbytery (N/A)

The angel said, Thy sign shall be, that thou shalt speak unto no mank for three days, otherwise than by gesture: remember thy LORD often, and praise him evening and morning. ❋ George Sale (1716)

It was great to clear all the mank from the heat in Kuala Lumpur, the humidity is just that bit higher and therefore more sweaty. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The only way rafa can re-gain my confidence is if we destroy united ... like seriously beat there smug mank arses into the ground. like last year!!! then ill be confident this is just a blip. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Tuesday - End up with mank chicken wrap for lunch. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I'd be afraid to try orange - is there enough natural juice in it to curdle the milk, or would it be creamsicle goodness? never had an ice cream float. sounds a bit mank really ❋ Unknown (2008)

banyak juga kok temen yg gw kenal klo mereka mau blik straight, mank sulit tapi pasti bisa, dia sholat kbetulan muslimn menemukan cow yang mau buat dia brubah so nothing is impossible. jack swall wahai engkau orang yang seharusnya berakal dan berbudi, kembalilah ke jalan yang benar dan jangan lah kau ikuti bisikan setan yang mengacaukan pikiranmu... ❋ Unknown (2008)

Things Accomplished in Real Life: Finally got around to doing laundry; did some research; went to the pet store; nuked the fish tank — which is to say, gave it all new gravel, plants, water … everything in an attempt to defeat some yellow-brown mank that’s been repeatedly creeping up lately. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I thought the man from mank (or wherever it is) had a thick skin, for him to stand there being the arsehole that he is, he can have no shame. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"eww [shtate] a him !! his hair is so [greasy] !! he's mank !!" "[augh], that was mank !!!" ❋ BendOverAndI'llSmackYourBumBum (2008)

If you see someone with a [shaven] head and [a long] [fringe] they are a mank ❋ John (2003)

[That dude's] [baby] was totally [searching] for some mank! ❋ MuShuMike (2006)

ex 1 - Wow, what a nice mank! I wish I had one just like it. [Your arms] look awesome in that mank. ex 2 - Dude, [the weather] is [so nice] today. I am totally going to mank it. ex 3 - This party is totally a mankable occasion. ❋ The Rayn Man (2013)

As a noun: [All I need] [to be happy] is a little mank. Is that too much to ask? As a verb: Why won't anyone mank me? ❋ Harvey Johnson (2007)

I was at [the bar] and this dirty old mank tries [to pick] up [my girl]. ❋ Sideshow (2003)

This [table leg] was [broken] by you kids [manking] about! ❋ Wobsy69 (2011)

Did you see [the nelly] [furtado] video? [Timberland] was totally rocking a "mank"! ❋ Unju (2006)

Maybe in order to understand [mankind] we have to look at that word itself. [MANKIND]. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "[ind]." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. -From Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey ❋ Lon D (2006)

That guy that [slept] with [your sister] must be a [total] mank. ❋ Timothy Whapenliever (2010)