Masturbated

May this passage be enough proof that Nora indeed frigged ( "masturbated") James Joyce at Ringsend on June 16, 1904, even more amazing is that Mr. Donoghue takes for granted that Joyce already had been "made a man" before he met Nora ” "he had already been with prostitutes," according to Mr. Donoghue. ❋ Tamboer, Kees (1994)

When was the last time you committed the sin of Onan (i. e, masturbated)? ❋ Unknown (2010)

According to Perry, Malcolm's same-sex dalliances date back to childhood, where he enjoyed being masturbated or fellated. ❋ Irene Monroe (2011)

While in prison, prosecutors said Guandique also wrote graphic letters with drawings to female insurance agents and masturbated in front of a female prison guard. ❋ Keith L. Alexander (2011)

I knew that she cried whenever Sneaker Pimps came on the radio because theirs was the song she masturbated to for the first time wrapped a carrot in Saran Wrap and inserted it inside her, and while “6 Underground” was blasting in her room, her younger brother Ed fell down a flight of wooden stairs. ❋ Alison Espach (2011)

He held his buttock with his left hand and masturbated with his right. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ritter, 48, allegedly masturbated in front of a Web camera while he was engaged in conversation in an Internet chat room with an undercover cop posing as the teenage girl. ❋ Unknown (2010)

In old age she took up the cause of the care of the elderly, but she also dealt with men who sent her carvings of their erect penis or rang to ask if she would listen while they masturbated. ❋ Unknown (2011)

I rifled through the bedside table until I found dirty magazines; I masturbated furiously and put them back exactly as they were. ❋ John Wentworth Chapin (2010)

Keith Clinkscales, a former ESPN executive, is fighting allegations that he once masturbated next to network correspondent Erin Andrews on a plane. ❋ Unknown (2011)

This has nothing to do with fiscal responsibility, as these bozos masturbated during the irresponsible looting of the Treasury to pay for the Iraq catastrophe. ❋ Unknown (2010)

At home, he stretched on the couch, napped, scratched his ankle, touched his cheek, took a hot shower, masturbated. ❋ Liz Jameyson (2011)

Jim Bowie probably masturbated with delight when Bush began the Iraq invasion. ❋ Unknown (2010)

When the new year came, I masturbated for the first time, feeling her small hand and smoky alcohol breath and soft Santa suit, and thinking also of the younger Louise with the damp womanly scent who had slipped into bed next to me in the dream. ❋ Gary Moshimer (2010)

All these [definitions] [make me] [want to] masturbate ❋ 32121 (2016)

I'm masturbating. ❋ Ccthz (2021)

John wanted to masturbate, so he clicked on the computer in the [darkly] lit room. He typed “porn hub” into the search bar and took off his jeans. He quickly took off his boxers and let his [dick feel] the fresh air. He clicked the most popular result and started watching the porn. He felt his [dick harden] when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to [stroke it] and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum. He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of [jizz sprayed] out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off. His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen. ❋ Well, Shit. (2017)

I love to make myself [feel] [pleasure].. it's called [to masturbate] ❋ Okcatsanddogsgivemehappy (2015)

My whole family’s gone out - guess [it’s time] to masturbate! This definition made [me horny] - where’s my [vibrator]? ❋ MrsSpookyBitch7 (2021)

I bounced and twisted my tits until I had leaked about a half [cup of milk], and then I rubbed my saliva all over the dildo and gently started bouncing on it, screaming as my tits bounced and the dildo took my [v-card]. As soon as i got it all in me, I started pumping it fiercely, pinching my nipples and moaning as I pounded my throbbing pussy on that huge fake cock. Right as I cummed, my roommate walked in, wearing the tiniest thong and no bra. She looked at me with that wild vigor in her eyes, and I screamed "GET OVER HERE AND [GET IN ME]". She walked over, lifted me off of the dildo, sat me on the floor, and [frenched] me to Paris and back. I licked and bounced and twisted her tits until her nipples were rock hard, and she whispered in my ear "Your turn [sweetie pie]" with a seductive smile. She threw me against the wall and fisted my pussy, and i screamed for mercy. I grabbed the dildo, shoving it into her [pink pussy] with no warning, and she immediately collapsed on the floor, writhing in pleasure, her fist still in my pussy as we fell into a heap of tits, pussy, and cum. I said, "PLEASE tell me you have more sex toys", and she answered "No, but please tell me that's not MY toothbrush protruding from that fine ass of yours." sorry about that, i tried to write about masturbation but it turned into a [hot lesbian] sex story ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ❋ Pssylicker (2020)

every1 knows [how to orgasm] unless they're idiots so i'll just say how i do it. first off [im a girl] so this is based 4 girls but it works for guys in a diff way i guess if you really need a fast way to masturbate i go on to urban dictionary and find some definitions under sex or horny or sex story. those are all good defs if u know what i mean.... :) then while i read them i usually rub my crotch against my bed for a while untill i feel really wet then when i need it more than anything i take a really firm pillow and put it right by my clit and vag and pump [up against it] while i read. i reach this awesome feeling and then i stop and take a break for awhile. so thats masturbating folks! mmmmm horny ❋ Sexyhornygirl (2009)

If masturbation were in [the olympics], [I'd win] the [gold medal]. ❋ A Girl Who Masturbates (2010)

Guy: Come on, everyone does it. Don't be [ashamed] to [admit] you masturbate. Girl: [Ew gross], I would never touch myself. ❋ Peopleplz (2009)

[I’m] still [masturbating] [bitchez] ❋ It’s True Bitches (2018)