Menstrual

A female interrogator smeared what she described as menstrual blood -- it was fake -- on a prisoner. ❋ Unknown (2005)

Every day in my office, I see at least one girl who fits the definition of menstrual disturbance, said Dr. Smith, who defined that condition as six or fewer periods a year. ❋ Marc Bloom (2009)

On one hand, if I become deeply disabled, I trust that my family will do right by me (lucky for me, I do have a family that I can trust here) and will make difficult decisions with my best care in mind (and damnit, they better stop my periods by hook or crook - they cause the most miserable moment of my existence, I have already medically stopped them by conscious choice, and I will come back and haunt from the grave anyone who decides that in order to be a real live comatose woman, I need no brain function but I do need to go back to suffering the week-long monthly evisceration I call my menstrual cycle). ❋ Unknown (2007)

“When women hear the word menstrual, they tend to think cramps and discomfort,” says our resident (female) PhD of the hour, quoted in the magazine. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Researchers have also found that most women are acutely aware of even the slightest change in their cycle, and can often accurately recall menstrual events from years before, especially if they occurred during a major life event. ❋ Unknown (2007)

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: It's called a menstrual cycle. ❋ Unknown (2007)

This flow of blood continues for about five days, and is known as a menstrual flow; and this time in a woman's life is known as the menstrual period. ❋ Unknown (N/A)

If in a certain time, which represents its vitality, the ovule is not impregnated, it dies, and thus causes congestion and disintegration of the menstrual decidua; that is, the menstrual flow. ❋ Unknown (1877)

In the first appropriate fold of the uterine mucous membrans (generally near the mouth of the tube), the ovule is imbedded, and causes by its presence a swelling of the mucous membrane; that is, the menstrual decidua. ❋ Unknown (1877)

But in Bangladesh, Mr. Vellacott says, "this nefarious organization" will perform a procedure called "menstrual regulation" using vacuum suction on pregnant women that he says is an abortion by another name. ❋ GLORIA GALLOWAY (2011)

A young woman begins experiencing what is known as her menstrual cycle once she attains a certain age. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Menstruation is part of a cycle of events in the female reproductive organ called the menstrual cycle. ❋ Missingisland (2009)

The McClintock effect, also known as menstrual synchrony or the dormitory effect, is a theory that proposes that the menstrual cycles of women who live together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, or dormitories) tend to become synchronized over time. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Mention topics such as menstrual cramps, labor and childbirth, and anything gynecologic in a group of women and you will get nods of understanding even from women who are perfect strangers to each other. ❋ Kristen Houghton (2011)

The seven-day purification ritual may have been the basis of some of the other sources of ritual impurity deriving from human genital discharges such as menstrual blood, abnormal uterine bleeding and abnormal male genital discharge. ❋ LeBeit Yoreh (2009)

I've read that men have "menstrual" cycles, too, when they experience cramps and other symptoms associated with PMS. I wonder if men dress differently during these periods, the way women seem to? ❋ Unknown (2006)

And my mind raced to the idea of menstrual exclusion and the wonderful prospect of women all menstruating in the menstrual hut together, doing their school work and having a great time – until some well-meaning anthropologist came and told them they shouldn’t buy into these ideas of pollution. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Man: "babe do you want to go out tonight?" Woman: "Get the **** out of my [sight] you [ignorant idiot] can't you see I'm feeling [MENSTRUAL]!" ❋ Tatyana99 (2009)

[Maida] was going "[menstrual]" whilst "dash handing" to gay [german porn]. ❋ Akbar Dirka Dirka (2006)

[Type 1] "Don't mind her she is quite menstrual at the moment." Type 2 1) "Dayum! That meal was completely menstrual!" 2) Person 1: Mate that girl is fiiit Person 2: Hells yea, she's completely menstrual. Person 1: What? Person 2: [T2] mate T2. Person 1: Damn right, she is a [menstrosity] ❋ Back On The Horse (2013)

A guy and a [gal] kiss after he performs oral sex on her during her period. After they kiss, the gal says, " Go [brush your teeth], your have [menstrual mouth]" ❋ Olive Man (2014)

I pulled my motherfucking [tampon] out of my coochie and an economy-sized [slice] of [menstrual loaf] landed on the floor. ❋ Mikey Dee (2005)

[Helen's] [rag] is coming and she will need to pack a few [menstrual] warriors. ❋ Perishable517 (2005)

a [menstrual cycle] [sounds] like "Nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag...BIIIIIIIIIIITCH-bitch-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH-bitch-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" ❋ DMIKEV (2009)

Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty. "What, are you screwing your secretary now???" "Is she better than me or just more convenient??????" "[My birthday's] coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole." "You hate [me when I'm] like this don't you......" "No wonder [the secretary] turns you on." Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring. It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours. ❋ Real World (2008)

"Heather must be [on her rags]! She's acting completely [menstrually retarded]." "Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by [Janine]?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded." ❋ Turdy Barrelnuts (2010)

"[Gloria] has completely lost her shit. [One minute] she was laughing, then she [burst into tears], and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!" ❋ Turdy Barrelnuts (2010)