Meself

Well, I calls meself an optimist; I sees the worst of everyfink. ❋ John Galsworthy (1900)

Hubba Hubba! no nose, I name meself after mai kitteh, he be Mr. Worf as well ❋ Unknown (2007)

Szymanski has adopted their soccer team (Arsenal), their cursing (all-purpose), and many more subtle idioms (he still refers to himself as "meself"). ❋ Joshua Robinson (2011)

It's the sort of subject where I am pretty opinionated meself -- opposed to anything which implies transcendance of the flesh, the whole Cartesian duality of soul and body -- but with the so much depending on how you define your terms, it's the sort of subject where people can be talking at cross-purposes at the best of times. ❋ Hal Duncan (2009)

So Bob Millington, formerly of PHUK, has set up another webzine thingy, and thought it might be interesting to chat with meself in a wee interview thingamabob. ❋ Hal Duncan (2009)

(Well, at least consumption wasn't measured as in Pilsen, site of the sudden-death beer match between meself and Juha.) ❋ Hal Duncan (2009)

I got that meself and have a hard time gettin hoors to lay with me. ❋ Unknown (2009)

As ye know, Sitka Charley, like meself, niver drew first breath in the land; so the sight was new. ❋ Unknown (2010)

''Twas a square game, Kid,' Lon remarked, rising to his feet and shaking the snow from out his sleeves; 'with a fair percentage to meself that bucked it.' ❋ Unknown (2010)

Indade, and I'm an Eldorado king; an 'if ye'll be wantin' the lind iv a tidy bit, it's meself that'll loan it ye. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I actually considered changing Oliver's name, having slipped up meself a few times while writing the script, typing Oliver in place of Orlando or vice versa. ❋ Hal Duncan (2010)

But, still, it felt a tad furtive to present meself as being there off me own bat. ❋ Hal Duncan (2010)

Still, I'm going to give meself the weekend to chill and think about that on Monday. ❋ Hal Duncan (2010)

Last fall, a year gone, 'twas Sitka Charley and meself saw the sight, droppin 'down the riffle ye'll remember below Fort Reliance. ❋ Unknown (2010)

As for wives an 'childer, who is there savin' meself to care for me old mother that's a widow, as you know well, Michael Behane, that comes from Limerick? ❋ Unknown (2010)

But I never wasted meself, Sam, nor kept late hours an 'burned the candle at all ends. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Pimping for meself: it seems that my story, "The Behold of the Eye" is on the long (and I do mean long) list for the Million Writers Award. ❋ Hal Duncan (2009)

"Sure, an 'I couldn't iv done better meself, Hans, if it'd been for you." ❋ Unknown (2010)

[I love] Meself. ❋ RedFinger221 (2022)

I'm [gonna] go make [meself] some [lunch] ❋ Ozymandias (2005)

[Jake]: “it’s just how I [express] [meself]” ❋ Fuckedupconnected (2021)

Person 1: I [poo'd] myself Person 2: Ew you're disgusting Person 3: [I shat] [meself] Person 4: Lets go to my place ❋ Cadenza-urb (2021)

[guy A] - wow really? [guy B] - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely [peshed meself loofin] ❋ Blitz Wagon (2023)

[True story]: I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian? --------------------------------------- I'd rather eat a dried [dead sea] cucumber born in corn [fronds]. ❋ Dcaf!WaLL (2023)