Meteorologists

The unforgiving side of Rita, the dirty side is the term meteorologists use, and Sanjay spent a little bit of time with not only the hospitals there, but also with the mayor of the town -- Sanjay. ❋ Unknown (2005)

Thus was coined meteorologists' favourite quiz question: "When was the October temperature record set in March?" ❋ Unknown (2011)

When I was in China, I was reminded that one of the reasons we have weather records going back hundreds of years is that the Chinese weather people -- what we now call the meteorologists -- have literally been keeping detailed records since the 15th century. ❋ ITY National Archives (1998)

A mix of clouds and scattered showers are forecast for Easter Sunday -- but if we are lucky, we could get some sunny breaks, said meteorologists from the National Weather Service in Taunton. ❋ Unknown (2011)

HeatherRadish: The so called meteorologists all said it would be in the mid to upper ... tinman-tim: For some reason my computer wouldn't run the conversation clip, but I ... ❋ Unknown (2010)

There was still a fair amount of residual moisture/flurry activity, enough for a coating of fluff, thus the "dirty" designation meteorologists have way too much free time to think up these dumb terms. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The day was clear and bright, despite earlier forecasts calling for rain (see what I said yesterday about New England "meteorologists"). ❋ Greygirlbeast (2009)

Yet, meteorologists warn wet weather could prevent early planting and potentially reduce output if farmers aren't able to get in their fields in a timely manner. ❋ Tom Polansek (2011)

The unexpected storms surprised city officials and meteorologists as a cold front to the west and north of Louisville warmed throughout the day, said Ryan Sharp, meteorologist with the National Weather Service Louisville. ❋ Unknown (2011)

* Cast a spell on politicians that glues their tongue to the roof of their mouth whenever they speak fallaciously about electing someone who "palls around with meteorologists" and argues for eliminating "forecast hedging" once and for all. ❋ Steve Tracton (2010)

An early spring cold blast has brought unusually chilly weather to some major gas-heating markets in the northern U.S., and meteorologists with private forecaster MDA EarthSat see the cold continuing through Friday. ❋ Matt Day (2011)

GFS is one of the main models that meteorologists in the United States use to help guide their forecasts. ❋ Steve Tracton (2010)

Q: Your recent column on meteorologists did a nice job of capturing the complexity of the work. ❋ Sue Shellenbarger (2011)

The ensuing warming raises the height of atmospheric pressure surfaces (known to meteorologists as "geopotential heights") over the North Pole. ❋ Andrew Freedman (2010)

In addition, we are now experiencing the driest winter on record, though this could change over the next few weeks, meteorologists have said. ❋ Unknown (2012)

National Weather Service meteorologists said a powerful thunderstorm packing winds of up to 60 mph hit Pinal County and pushed the dust storm toward Arizona's most populous county. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Warmer-than-normal temperatures are expected through Friday across much of the eastern two-thirds of the U.S. Houston, St. Louis, Chicago and New York City are expected to see daily highs above 90 degrees Fahrenheit this week, meteorologists with MDA EarthSat said Monday. ❋ Matt Day (2011)

Much as meteorologists assess damage to understand how tornadoes behave, engineers study how buildings are affected. ❋ Unknown (2011)

The [meteorologist] is allowed to be wrong, but if I'm wrong [73]% of the time I get [fired]. ❋ Latisha Marie (2019)

my [cousin] is a meteorologist ❋ Shelly (2003)

The [meteorologist] on television told me to prepare for the storm of the century, so like a [dutiful] follower I [stocked up] on foodstuffs and necessities. Alas, it was just a thunderstorm. Damn, meteorologists seem to have less scientific backing than fortune tellers! I cannot believe I cancelled my weekend plans because of their forecast! ❋ Descartes B. Forthehorse (2011)

It's [raining], but the [meteorologist] said it would be [sunny] and 75 for the fourth day in a row. ❋ Jesse114 (2019)

- "What did you [say you] do again?" - "I'm a meteorologist." - "Oh. So you study meteors and shit?" - "Not quite. Basically I [get paid] to be wrong and suck at [my job]." - "No way dude! You're the fucking President?" ❋ Twisther Tornadough (2007)

The meteorologist said there would be [3 inches] of snow. We got [36] [inches]. ❋ Slapshot42 (2005)

"[Goddammit], being an [actual] meteorologist [sucks]!" ❋ TravisFant (2008)

Damn, [Gavin] is [a fucking] great [bathroom meteorologist] ❋ BATHROOMMETEOROLOGIST1 (2010)

[Jeff] keeps saying [the storm] will die out before it hits us, he's really being an [armchair meteorologist]. ❋ Ragu_Gaming (2021)

Facebook meteorologist: OMFG [SEVERE THUNDERSTORM] WARNING HIDE YO KIDS [HIDE YO WIFE] txt me lol(: Commenter: Way to go, [Captain Obvious]. I had no fucking clue. ❋ Xile-Lord (2011)