Methodist

What do we mean by methodist?

One who follows a method.

A Christian denomination that was started by John Wesley. He believed in bringing the church to the people, and accepting all people. That's why there's an 'open table' policy when it comes to communion. Anyone is allowed to take communion in the Methodist church no matter what church they belong to. It's just a really great organization. Urban Dictionary

A "METHodist" is someone to engages in the use of Methamphetamine. If a dealer is trying to be discreet and find customers without reveal outright that he's a dealer, he'll ask "so, you a Methodist?", if they are a meth-head, in this part of the world, they'll know what he/she means and respond accordingly. Urban Dictionary

Someone who smokes meth and posts Bible quotes Urban Dictionary

The religion in which we believe in the Son Of God but not God himself. We the Methodist love Kats but hate kittens. The first church of the Methodists completely covered North America. after being established this church was decided to be to small. Thus was renevated to a 12 by 4cm building. this building was now a 2-dimensional building and made it much easier to fit into Urban Dictionary

An organizer, binder, and substainer of the peace within a small group. Urban Dictionary

Grape juice. originates from the fact that methodist churches use grape juice in place of wine. Urban Dictionary

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines. Urban Dictionary

Methodist College is a private institution that is located in Fayetteville, NC. The student body primarily consists of extremely disfigured women and alcoholic golfers who drink heavily just to blur the memories of sleeping with them. While students who live on-campus suffer from a strictly enforced "no-alcohol policy", off-campus students at Heather Ridge Apartments enjoy the freedom of vandalizing and littering the complex with Beast Ice cans and King Cobra 40's. The HR residents also like to enjoy late night swimming, sausage fests, and 3 AM trips to Wafflehouse to admire the local crackheads. Even though Methodist College accumulates a ridiculous amount of revenue off tuition (3rd most expensive college in North Carolina), most would fail to recognize where this tuition money is utilized. Surely it isn't all spent on the burnt out "community college level" faculty. The money is obviously spent elsewhere because The Methodist College "Security" Force relies heavily on making money by giving students parking tickets for parking in an inappropriate fashion or driving 1.75 miles over the speed limit. Perhaps the most suitable conclusion for this definition would be the Methodist College Alma Mater. "Methodist College, where the men are men, and the women are too." Urban Dictionary

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church. Urban Dictionary

1. A born again birth control user who excessively claims to be using natural birth control method; and gives TMI about her cycle, her sex life, and her religious beliefs. 2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries. And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit. Urban Dictionary

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