Misfires

My brain misfires synapses long after I tell it to quiet down. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Weatherspoon's good for seven a game and Stepania hauls in misfires galore despite limited minutes in Miami. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Frankly, I’d rather see a whole year of misfires from a company taking risks than 90% of what most American companies put on. ❋ Unknown (2007)

What happens if a call misfires and a coach loses the confidence of his players? ❋ Unknown (2009)

And one of the misfires was a lob pass for a dunk on which Dampier mistimed his jump. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I was getting 'misfires' from the send & sendinput statements that resulted in my window being locked, like Win-L had been typed. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Whether civilians 'deaths are caused because of "heart attacks" (most likely due to police terror) or head injuries (due to police brutality) or "misfires" (due to police stupidity), we say we had Enough! ❋ Unknown (2009)

None of them are without misfires and I know the creative teams involved knew that. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Still, despite some high-profile misfires, doubts expressedby pollsters themselves and an eroding ability to reach and interview willing respondents, the overall accuracy of campaign polling remains surprisingly strong. ❋ Mark Blumenthal (2011)

You should have seen the fits and misfires in translations coming about when personal computers became mass marketed items. ❋ Unknown (2009)

In the midst of all this has been a litany of mistakes, misfires and muscle-flexing. ❋ David Weidner (2011)

Jacksonville's David Garrard (9.6%) and New Orleans' Drew Brees (10%) had the lowest rates of misfires. ❋ Unknown (2011)

In the past year Darden has attributed Olive Garden's rut to promotional misfires. ❋ Annie Gasparro (2011)

For Netflix CEO Reed Hastings , whose 60% price hike and other misfires lost more than half of Netflix's customers and 75% of its stock value in 2011: a Clint Eastwood video, "For a Few Dollars More." ❋ Al Lewis (2011)

Mr. Tisseron and others believe that these relatives, who were twins, inspired the bowler-hatted Thompson twins, with their malapropisms, sartorial misfires and social insecurity. ❋ Meghan Cox Gurdon (2011)

More than 60% supplied an estimate of the percentage of U.S. families on welfare that was more than double the correct proportion, among other misfires. ❋ Carl Bialik (2012)

Over the past year, Darden, which also owns Red Lobster and Longhorn Steakhouse, has struggled with Olive Garden, its largest chain, chalking up the sales and traffic declines to promotional misfires and increased competition. ❋ Annie Gasparro (2011)

Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired. Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! [You don't tell me] [shit like that]. Later dude, enjoy [your blue] balls. ❋ Rogerthewhale (2013)

Don't you [misfire] to [fill me up] With the desire to carry on Don't you know honey that love's a game It's always hit or miss, so take [your aim] Gotta hold on tight, Shoot me out of sight Don't you misfire to fill me up With the desire to carry on Your gun is loaded and pointed my way There's only one bullet so don't delay Gotta time it right Fire me through the night Come on, take your shot Fire me higher Don't you miss this time Please don't misfire ❋ TripleR_FEAD (2020)

I was in the middle of [blowing my load] when the only thing I could see in [the video] was [some guy] making a stupid face. Total Misfire. ❋ Smith Master (2009)

"dude your text said you wanted to rip my [panties off]?!?!" "[Sorry bro] it was a [misfire]." ❋ JohnPatrickMCP (2008)

Yo bro I just misfired in dat [public bathroom] [dey] gonna [hafta] clean dat up ❋ Guang Hong-Qian (2016)

Guy 1: "I was about to [shoot my load] all over this slut, but I misfired and had to wait 15 minutes before we could [resume]!" Guy 2: "Damn, that sucks, don't [charge it] up for too long next time!" ❋ Greenknight9000 (2020)

[Opponent]: You’re not getting [this one]. You: All I gotta do is [misfire]. ❋ Genevis (2020)

We were having sloppy [drunking] [doggy] sex when I totally misfired. She [wept] and then dumped me. ❋ Nadwick6 (2007)

*[cough cough]* "[Oh crap], I misfired! Better change [clothes]." ❋ King Asshat XVIII Of Asshatia (2005)

[Murphy] was so ripped after that [chute] session, that he misfired on the way home hardcore. We ended up at [Dave's] place. ❋ Xophe (2007)