Misplaces

If we bear in mind that the Pentagon regularly "misplaces" more than enough money to pay for a safe and orderly and rapid withdrawal of all troops and mercenaries, and that the only way to support the troops starts by bringing them home, then a defeat is not possible once Pelosi gets behind a real bill for peace. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Unfortunately for government, attitudes tend to reverse when people are reminded of the opportunities for abuse: either positive abuse, by government using data to model our lives in ever greater detail; or just accidental abuse, as government "misplaces" data. ❋ Unknown (2009)

As if the cost of bringing everyone home is not pocket change of a quantity that the Pentagon regularly "misplaces".] ❋ Unknown (2008)

Honestly I am surprised that someone who misplaces property has any continuing interest in that property. ❋ Unknown (2010)

First, this keeps the editor from getting totally confused if he misplaces the sample pages. ❋ Unknown (2009)

To argue that “activist government” is responsible for the abuse of civil rights (by institutionalizing it) is a gross misrepresentation of history which misplaces the cause of the Jim Crow laws, and erroneously construes the relationship between a representative government and its constituents. ❋ Unknown (2010)

What are companies' and law firms' responsibilities when an employee misplaces or loses a laptop computer with sensitive data? ❋ Anita Thompson (2011)

Or a friend misplaces an expensive jewelry gift he is showing off before wrapping to give to his wife, and a good mutual friend will be meeting the rightful owner sooner, can I give the goods to the mutual friend on condition that it is returned more promptly? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Which he, also naturally, promptly misplaces as he launches into what can alternately be described as a two-day bacchanal, bender, or spree. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And when he misplaces an irreplaceable item he was hired to steal for his ruthless employer, Trevor—well, his latest bungle just might be his last. ❋ Donna (2010)

Oh, thats right, he isn't much for details and misplaces or loses things. ❋ Unknown (2008)

1.I have [misplaced] [the remote control],and cannot find it. 2.No,no,no,you've misplaced [the sheet]. ❋ Toa Pohatu (2017)

1.I [misplaced] my [battery]. 2.I would like to buy that [Misplaced] [t-shirt], because i listen to them ALL the time. ❋ Misplaced Skate (2005)

If you [misplace] [something], you [position] it incorrectly. ❋ HemophobiaIsNotHomophobia (2020)

Joe: "[You're pretty good] at math Jane, but I guess that [comes with the territory] of being Asian." Jane: "I'm Puerto Rican Joe. What you said reeks of [misplacism]." ❋ 23rdhour (2014)

[Blumenthal] didn't repeatedly lie about serving in Vietnam, -it's just a matter of "a few misplaced words." Paul's belief in not one, that if acted upon, would deny basic civil rights to every American, -it's just that "his philosophy is misplaced in [these times]." It's not the destruction of the earth's fragile ecosystem by millions of gallons spewing petrochemicals, -it's just a misplaced [natural resource]. "I did not have sex with that woman," -it was just a misplaced penis. ❋ Apluck (2010)

"I was checking out [this chick's] ass, but then she [turned around] and she was nasty. Her ass was a [misplaced jewel]." ❋ Shott (2009)

first guy> See that hot [redhead] dancing with that [stiff]? She'd be having more fun dancing with me! second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their [engaged]. ❋ Rubber Turtle (2010)

I'm totally [hot for] the girl Julie who sits in the next cube over from me at work. [I hardly know her], but she reminds me of my [old girlfriend] who is a hottie! I guess you could say I have misplaced attraction for her. ❋ Julie-n-Dave (2010)

[Steve]: How's your [grandad]? [Dave]: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time ❋ IDrinkAndKnowThings (2023)

After an enjoyable makeout session, maria had to put [billys] misplaced hand in check. It was only the 2nd date and he had to do some more [wining and dining] before he could move to [2nd base]. ❋ Inspectah Gadget (2010)