Monks

Were I to describe that scene to which he called the monks, all men of his own birth and training, were I to dwell upon the appearance and the character of the oldest and the wisest, who was also the most famous there, I should extend this essay beyond its true limit, as I should also do were I to write down, even briefly, the account of his just, resigned, and holy death. ❋ Hilaire Belloc (1911)

Why do I keep seein 'monks who look like air nation? alan flashbacks meng ❋ Unknown (2010)

The kids measure their kung fu classroom for shelving; hear a folktale about Shaolin monks using volume estimates to solve the mystery of a haunted well; figure out the distance between a tree and a house to determine if the branches could scrape the window; and even find a hidden room by comparing dimensions! ❋ Unknown (2009)

The first poster is, however, even more seriously deluded and may, for all I know, believe also in albino assassin monks from a non-monastic society. ❋ M_francis (2009)

Only these guys are monks from the Shaolin Temple in China's Henan Province. ❋ Pia Catton (2010)

Suffice to say that the folks at Zero Point Zero are the Shaolin monks/Kung Fu masters of video pornography, and Gourmet Magazine gives them an incredible Hi-Def canvas to work with. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Collections of sutras have no plot or narrative, but Sutra's sutra illustrates Sidi Larbi Cherkaoui's story of spending several months with the Shaolin monks in their monastery near Dengfeng City in China's Henan Province, founded in 495 AD. ❋ Jillian Burt (2010)

The second half of the ordination ceremony was performed by Wisdom author Ajahn Brahm — the abbot of Bodhinyana — along with other monks from the monastery. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I believe an order of monks is currently trying to put the whole thing back together like a gigantic jigsaw puzzle. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Some people love it, though; everyone else thinks of it as intentionally opaque ... so I guess the parallel with medieval monks is pretty obvious in that respect. ❋ Unknown (2008)

He was referring to monks, museum archivists, and scholars who had come before him and, God willing, would follow in his footsteps. ❋ Sidney D. Kirkpatrick (2010)

No doubt that would irk all of the people throughout the ages, like monks from the Middle Ages, who have tried to claim the moon was theirs. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Western news agencies reported that monks from the Ramoche Temple went into the streets and clashed with police officers. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Once she finds out she is destined to defeat something sinister, she is trained by seven Shaolin monks to do battle against the force of evil. ❋ Bill Crider (2007)

NBC is ditching iTunes, college QBs are tech-taught and Shaolin monks get mad: ❋ Unknown (2007)

[Nat]: monks is such a cutie Cat: i know, [bless] his [little monkey] socks ❋ Kittycat (2004)

I totally monksed last Friday! I got so wasted I couldn't even make it to [Ollie's] [Bible] [Bash]! ❋ Dragonlady313 (2011)

E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a [porn film] where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks" E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an [18 wheeler] and a guy on a [moped]! Fuckin monks everywhere!" ❋ I L Evans (2007)

[I love] monke, [thank you] monke. ❋ The Globlogabgalab (2021)

“Where [banana]”-Monke ❋ Wherebanana? (2020)

[Person 1]: monke? [Person 2]: monke. [Person 3]: monke good. ❋ Ill0gical (2021)

I told Jonny he couldn't buy that [rc] [helicopter], he got a right [monk on]! ❋ Naffito (2009)

[Return to monke] ❋ Xathros (2020)

i love monke do you love monke too? [yes i] also love monke everyone who [doesnt] love monke should [die] ❋ Monke Man Tom (epik) (2021)

Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today? Dude 2: no bro i didn’t. Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen Dude 2: *pulls out [red lightsaber]* i do! *epic battle scene* *Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser* Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living* *[monke god] summons* [Monke god]: u have done well bro Dude 1: Yes god! I have! Ending ❋ Monkegoddoode (2020)