Mulches

What do we mean by mulches?

Any material used to cover the top layer of soil to protect, insulate, or decorate it, or to discourage weeds or retain moisture.

A material used as mulch, as a decorative redwood bark mulch.

A mulch is an annoying human being whose presence is simply futile and irrelevant. Urban Dictionary

A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around. Urban Dictionary

The exquisite pairing of cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and potato dinner. Urban Dictionary

Splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product. Urban Dictionary

When the dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large pile of dank mulch. Urban Dictionary

To destroy another individual or group at sports, fight or just life in general.Also can be used to describe how fucked up you were the night before or how fucked up you will get in the future. Urban Dictionary

Free coffee, total trash. Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies. Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting. Urban Dictionary

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth. Urban Dictionary

Dingleberries, left over scrogglings Urban Dictionary

To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning. Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something. Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to mulches:
mulches, munches, mulcher, mulched, gulches, mutches.

Words that rhyme with mulches:
filches, gulches, gulch is, mulch is.

Adjectives that are often used to describe mulches:
organic, plastic, other, such, natural, heavy, inorganic, reflective, artificial, various, different, good, best, most, thick, synthetic, black, effective, deep, excellent, agricultural, colored, dry, protective, fine, attractive, dense, lasting, live, loose, annual, green, decorative, vegetative, ideal, light, clear, coarse, price, hydraulic, granular, based, transparent, mulching, satisfactory, available, suitable, yellow, leguminous, shallow, vertical.

Consonant match to mulches:
mulch is.

Words that sound like mulches:
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