Muther

Last note: that greenish-brown hot sauce is a frickin spicy muther. ❋ Unknown (2010)

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 It’s a nice reminder that Clark didn’t get his strength only from Pa, but Ma’s is one strong muther, too. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Iz just lyke those matching muther-dawter owtfits frum teh 1950s. . . ❋ Unknown (2009)

A bag to karree everything in – inklooding a liddel pokkit filld with luv frum her muther. . . ❋ Unknown (2009)

Liek teh doctur hoo diktated taht the childz muther putz sum drops in his eer, wich she kept inna drawur. ❋ Unknown (2009)

“Fowndayshun garmints,” *snerkle* why I thot only mah muther still yused that term. ❋ Unknown (2009)

A total muther-fucking waste of billions and not enough on extra jail spaces for feral scrotum's. ❋ FIDO The Dog (2009)

July 8, 2009 at 12:09 pm itz nawt the best kitteh crop we has ebber had muther but the few cats dat did come up look real good. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Iz gettin mai doktrit in sighcall-o-gee so i kin reed mynds n ask peeplol how dey feel abowts der muther n stuff. nawt rilly but peeplol ask me dat AWL DA TYME! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Hur Katie-Kitteh muther ov mai Fiona an Glorfindel wuz skinnee an STARVING wehn she had teh baybeez in ar truk shed. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Kitteh iz smrt…kitteh has obviuzly met mah ex-BF and his sycho muther… ❋ Unknown (2008)

I bet I noes wher yoo gots teh watch wit bad muther****** onnit! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai do nawt noe, except taht teh brydes muther haz cuzins tehre. ❋ Unknown (2008)

May 28, 2008 at 7:39 pm smom, yu remind me uv mai muther…. she flurts wif teh boyz my liddle sistrs age an laffs when teh “MAWWWWWWWWM!” cums. ❋ Unknown (2008)

January 30, 2008 at 5:33 am muther burd washes hims mouf out wif soap ❋ Unknown (2008)

August 4, 2008 at 3:17 pm an teh wuns thet muther givs yu don du anyfing at all… ❋ Unknown (2008)

January 28, 2008 at 5:03 am bruther frum anuther muther. ❋ Unknown (2008)

January 16, 2009 at 9:27 am ur muther wz a hamstur and ur father smelz of elderberriez! ❋ Unknown (2008)