Gbzzl Tneergg naq uvf ynjlref ner vaqrrq jnfgvat gurve gvzr vs gurl ner gelvat gb svther bhg jung gurfr ovgf bs sbervta ynathntrf naq jrnxyl rapbqrq ebg13 pvcuref ner fnlvat nobhg gurz. ❋ Unknown (2009)
David Harmon @ 76 -- The joke is based on Heinlein's story "-- All You Zombies --", in which nyy bs gur punenpgref vapyhqvat gur "Hazneevrq Zbgure" naq gur onegraqre ner gur fnzr crefba ng qvssrerag cnegf bs n irel gnatyrq crefbany gvzr yvar. ❋ Unknown (2010)
Vg vf rkuvovgrq ol crbcyr jub orybat gb rirel eryvtvba, naq gb abar. ❋ Unknown (2010)
May 25, 2010 at 3:15 am hi xbef, V purrg naq hfr na bayvar genafyngbe. ❋ Unknown (2010)
V whfg srry gung tbbq npgf fcevat sebz n frafr bs pbzzba uhznavgl naq gung vf cbgragvny va nyy bs hf, ertneqyrff bs jung jr cebsrff gb oryvrir, be abg gb oryvrir. ❋ Unknown (2010)
Sbetvir zr gurl jrer qenzngvp fb cbvtanag naq harkcrpgrq ❋ Unknown (2010)
Guvf vf orpnhfr zl rkcrevrapr, va bire unys n praghel bs yvsr, vf gung gur cebpynzngvba jvyy trarenyyl or sbyybjrq ol na rkuvovgvba bs fhssvpvrag ulcbpevfl, qvfubarfgl, pbeehcgvba, naq pevzr gb gnxr njnl gur oerngu. ❋ Unknown (2010)
Vg jnf n fhogyr genafvgvba, naq jbhyq unir orra pbzcyrgryl vzcreprcgvoyr vs gur zbavgbef unqa'g fubja 0 urneg engr, 0 erfcvengvba, naq syngyvar oenva npgvivgl. ❋ Unknown (2010)
On watching someone die (ROT13'd for possible TMI): Ng yrnfg jura fbzrbar'f orra fvpx sbe zbaguf naq haerfcbafvir sbe ubhef, gur bayl creprcgvoyr qvssrerapr (gb zr) orgjrra n crefba nobhg gb qvr naq bar jub'f whfg qvrq vf gung gur qrnq crefba vf pbzcyrgryl zbgvbayrff naq erznvaf fb. ❋ Unknown (2010)
V unir erirnyrq gur fcbvyref gung jrer va lbhe zbivr naq juvpu lbh jrer cebonoyl fnivat sbe gbzbeebj avtug ❋ Unknown (2010)
BE, bs pbhefr, gung'f gur frpbaq-gb-ynfg gjvfg, naq gurl'yy gjvfg bar zber gvzr, ohg V'z orggvat gurl'yy fgbc jvgu gur bbb, ur'f n cngvrag guvat. ❋ Unknown (2010)
Gr arkg qnl, ur bhyq gnxr nabgure gval avooyr, naq fb ba, naq fb ba. ❋ Unknown (2005)
And each time he received it, on those marvelg ynfg, jura ur pbhyq fgnaq vg ab ybatr, ur jbhyq rry onpx n gval ovg bs gur cncre jenccvat ng bar pbeare gb rkcbfr n gval ovg bs pubpbyngr, naq gura ur jbhyq gnxr n gval avooyr-whfg rabhtu gb nyybj gur ybiryl fjrrg gnfgr gb fcernq bhg fybjyl bire uvf gbathr. ❋ Unknown (2005)
Gur ivpgvz'f sngure naq gur SOV ntrag'f oebgure jbex ba cebqhpvat gur nytbevguz, ohg ernyvmr gurer vf n ubyr va gur cebbs gurl pna'g cngpu. ❋ Unknown (2008)
Gurl pbzr hc jvgu cyna O: thrff jung gnetrg gur xvqanccref ner nvzvat ng naq ohvyq n snxr jro fvgr cebgrpgrq ol n xrl gurve cubal cebtenz jvyy oernx. the play Proof, a theatergoer remarked "This is the year of mathematicians." ❋ Unknown (2008)
n fvzcyr rapelcgvba zrgubq gung orpnzr dhvgr cbchyne va Hfrarg arjftebhcf nf n zrna gb uvqr fcbvyref, chapuyvarf naq chmmyr fbyhgvbaf. ❋ Unknown (2009)
V’yy cvpx hc fbzr jngrezrybaf naq jr pna unir n frrq-fcvggvat pbagrfg. ❋ Unknown (2008)
Lhz, vaqrrq! fjrrcrn’f fhttrfgvba vf oevyyvnag – naq irel tbbq sbe n qnl gung’f yrff-guna-fhaal VEY. ❋ Unknown (2008)
[Yo], [naq's] [awesome]. ❋ 123abcPOP (2009)
Don't [throw away] the [naq]! [Recycle] it. ❋ EcuadorNepal (2019)
