Nightstands

Word NIGHTSTANDS
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Definitions and meanings of "Nightstands"

What do we mean by nightstands?

A small table or cabinet, typically with drawers, placed at the head side of a bed.

Nightstanding is a sexual act that takes place in a bedroom that has ample space for “activities”. One person leaps from atop a nightstand aiming for vaginal or anal insertion with their penis or strap-on. This can only be done in missionary or doggystyle position. Any other position may lead to serious injury or impalement. Nightstanding can occur with multiple combinations of participants, thus requiring the use of two nightstands. This is referred to as Double-Nightstanding. It is suggested that a king bed be used when performing the double-nightstand technique. Nightstand(ing/s) can also be used as a code word when referencing any sexual act or activity. Urban Dictionary

A table in which you can place objects onto when you dont feel like carrying it in your hands/pockets Urban Dictionary

After a long night of drinking, and you wake up and feel pretty good. And slowly the worst fucking hangover ever ruins your life!!! I might be dieing!!! Urban Dictionary

1. Boots that would look at home near a nightstand, amid a pile of clothes, next to a bed occupied by the owners of the aforementioned clothes. 2. Boots that a sexually promiscuous woman would wear. Urban Dictionary

Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again. Urban Dictionary

Participant A stands in a handstand fully erect with a dildo protruding from his anus whilst participant B executes an old fashioned HJ and participant C works the dildo. All 3 participants are wearing ostrich boots, naturally. Urban Dictionary

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice. Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred) Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow. Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand Urban Dictionary

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The word "nightstands" in example sentences

I feel completely out of sorts and slovenly if it is not made, even if our nightstands are a mess. ❋ Holly (2009)

Other pieces we got that were directly related to the clues we discovered during the assessment included a romantically inclined breakfast nook for two and a big bed with two nightstands and two lamps. ❋ Xorin Balbes (2011)

“I need an entire bedroom set—armoire, dresser, chest of drawers, his-and-hers nightstands, a king-size bed, the thingy that goes at the end of the bed that you put extra blankets in, plus whatever else you think I might need.” ❋ Scott Gummer (2011)

Punkboy grabbed the glass from her and put it on the nightstand — yes, even punkboys have nightstands — and then Homegirl was crying and shaking and Punkboy was holding her and trying to comfort her. ❋ Ryder Collins (2011)

Making room for someone else physically made her realize that she also had to make room in her heart, and it didn't take long before both nightstands were stacked with books. ❋ Xorin Balbes (2011)

When my nightstands started showing their age, I ripped pages out of an old atlas and refaced the drawers with maps. ❋ Katherine Rosman (2011)

The bed itself was simple, boasting a modest headboard, and it sat between two nightstands that each carried frames filled with family, and half-filled glasses of water. ❋ Todd Clayton (2012)

Dressers and nightstands may contain potential dangers such as medications, perfumes, cosmetics and cigarettes. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It has built-in shelving and storage space, including a wardrobe closet and nightstands that become small bookcases when the unit is closed. ❋ Elizabeth Holmes (2011)

Their nightstands hold two or three photographs of their father, and I sometimes find them clutching one in a small hand as they sleep. ❋ Unknown (2011)

They were stacked all over our bureaus and nightstands and tables, covering every square inch of surface, and still more filled the counters in my bathroom. ❋ Sarah Pekkanen (2011)

Last year, an estimated 14 million copies of his books in 38 different languages found their way onto beach blankets, airplanes and nightstands around the world. ❋ Blue Tyson (2010)

“(Naomi) If we get a king bed there would be no room for activities. ([Sylvio]) I think you mean there wouldn’t be any more room for nightstands. ([Dwayne]) Wait a minute, don’t you mean [Nightstanding]?” ❋ RedBeardedDragon (2021)

"Yo, [tom] can you take my [weed] and [set it] on my nightstand"? ❋ Max_the_tiger (2014)

I felt so good [this morning], now I have [a Chinese] [Nightstand]! ❋ Nat The Ripper, And The Toots. (2018)

"Damn girl, those are [nightstand boots] if I ever saw them." Stacy: "Oh my god did you see her [boots]?" [Gwen]: "Oh my god, TOTAL nightstand boots." ❋ Drecid (2013)

Well, I put so much work into this [trip] so I [mine as well] have a [two nightstand] ❋ T1212 (2019)

I [walked in on] my mom and uncle performing the longhorn nightstand again whilst my dad worked [the C] position, I can’t [unsee] this ❋ Buffalo Gums (2021)

That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get [an uncle fester's] [nightstand] [on the kitchen counter] ❋ Jamscone (2022)

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