No Count

So meeting someone who might eventually turn out to be another lying ass, no-count nigga was the last thing on my mind. ❋ Cairo (2011)

His mother hated blue jays, hated them with a passion she usually reserved for no-count trash who drank beer on their front steps and worked on their cars in the street. ❋ Con Chapman (2011)

He's Zeke Deadwood, zombie lawman, and if you're a no-count outlaw looking to rustle up trouble, you'd best be moving on! ❋ Unknown (2009)

At least with her we know what a no-count we are getting. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I don't think it is fair or right for somebody to just give up a kidney without publishing it in a local paper, like “I will no longer be responsible for the debts of my husband Jimmy Ray, the no-count loser, after September 30th, 2010.” ❋ Unknown (2010)

There is no other way to explain how a no-count nothing is now President. ❋ Unknown (2010)

If you've listened to the song, the subject sings that Obama is not an ig'rant, shiffless, no-count gang-banger "like me," and that's why all them white folks is so impressed with him. ❋ Unknown (2009)

As someone who lives in one of those no-count pink states that have an un-American caucus system --- you know, where you have to interact with your fellow citizens for two hours as if you cared about the result -- I can confirm that Hillary will lose here easily. ❋ Unknown (2009)

His mood will be immeasurably more sour if in the next stall a no-count little squirt is hammering 250-yard drives, or if he brought his girlfriend to watch. ❋ Unknown (2009)

According to America's Best Colleges, parents and students should probably shun Jackson State as a no-name, no-count school. ❋ Unknown (2008)

How proud you must be to make light of the murder of an innocent person at the hands of a couple of no-count thugs — people like yourself. ❋ Unknown (2006)

G-Mack could see that he was a no-count, dressed in tattered denims and anonymous sneakers that looked like they came from a thrift store. ❋ John Connolly (2005)

"Lazy, no-count", by the way, might be the phrase you were looking for to describe the UTW members. ❋ Unknown (2005)

"'Lazy, no-count', by the way, might be the phrase you were looking for ..." ❋ Unknown (2005)

The thing that turned a no-count case into something Bosch wouldn't let go. ❋ Connelly, Michael, 1956- (2000)

Meantime, he gets written off as an OD, a no-count. ❋ Connelly, Michael, 1956- (1994)

And if a cook or yardman mysteriously failed to appear on Monday morning, even the kindest white employer was sure to foment angrily on the blatant no-count ingratitude—no trace of acknowledgement that a bone-deep hostile reluctance might be fuming. ❋ REYNOLDS PRICE (1988)

That [old geezer] saw that car hit [hit me] but he will not be a witness. He's just another no-count. My bro won't get off [the couch]. He's turned into a absolute no-count ❋ Jeff Martin (2006)

That [Crissy] is a no 'count [mother]. ❋ CrissyIsAMudshark (2004)

[Dave Chappelle]: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my [cash in] *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah [ah ah ah] ahaaa ❋ Some Pot Smoking Retard (2007)

When the [pawn shop] looked at the [VCR] they said, "we will not [take it] because it is no count." ❋ Andrew D. (2006)

Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's [cheeseburger]? [Ralph]: They were [counting]. ❋ Kate Sjostrand (2008)

Can you believe he [paid] $50 for 2 [grams]! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a [custy]! ❋ ESentrik27 (2007)

[that dude] is such a count... lol don't you mean [cunt]? damn [autoINcorrect]! ❋ Zkpilot (2011)

How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like [the count] of office and thought they [run the show]. He is far from [nobility]. ❋ Andy Spalig (2019)

"Damn! You [scored] a [hottie]!" "[Count it]!" *hand motion* ❋ This Is For You Em! (2008)

"A [coat] like that will make even the most [tan] of humans look like a [noble] Count" ❋ Timothy Ouellette (2007)