Norks

During her time in the Celebrity Big Brother house, the rapper told Page 3 model Nicola Tappenden that she would be happy to get her "norks" out for £2 million. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Whether it was the Ocker boss (I once had a boss from across the ditch who criticised a story on fashion week for not having enough "norks") or a producer desperate to keep their job, it didn't take long for Campbell Live to get the message that ratings were all-important. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I'm using my eternal rest to the full, though - my spectral pottery skills are coming along nicely, and I'm pretty hopeful that I'll get to cop another phantasmal feel of Demi Moore's norks. ❋ Dungeekin (2009)

"OK, so Jacqui Smith's a minger, but she's got norks like this ...." ❋ Dungeekin (2009)

Derrick in Phila – you missed the news i see that W got the norks to open up to UN inspection. or that Gaddafi reopened diplomatic relations with the US, lest he meet his 72 philly hos. and that iran is (allegedly) cooperating with the IEAE. but, then, hussein obama will dignify the man who executed American diplomats. he should change his name already to Chamberlain. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Yesterday website thedirt.com published a sort-of naked photo of Carrie Prejean taken four years ago, showing her in just a pair of pink knickers with her hands over her norks. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Designed compositionally to direct attention to her norks which are emphasized with a thin cotton dress and defined by leather straps. ❋ Ann Althouse (2008)

Jennifer Love Hewitt's norks are the stuff of legend, albeit the sort of rubbish legend about being the seventh runner-up in a competition to find famous people with good boobs. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Jennifer Love Hewitt might not have become the giant movie star people once thought she'd become – preferring instead to star in a dull TV show about helping ghosts with emotional issues – but Jennifer Love Hewitt will always have one thing to her advantage, and that's her norks. ❋ Unknown (2007)

And not even a little thing like being vastly, overwhelmingly pregnant can stop Christina Aguilera from tearing off most of her kit and whapping her mostly-naked norks in your face. ❋ Unknown (2007)

You see, Jessica Alba with her norks out in a magazine – bad. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Then – just to hammer home how badly 20 Y.O was doing – Janet Jackson promised to thwack her norks out with Justin Timberlake again if people bought her album. ❋ Unknown (2006)

McKenzie, a pikey pornstar with huge flabby norks. ❋ Unknown (2005)

She has massive norks sticking out the front of her and wears really short skirts even when it's cold which means she knows she is sexy and is showing off because she is a minx. ❋ Jim Sterling (2010)

If the whole s korean military is this incompetent there's not much hope of them being useful if the norks get upity. ❋ Donga.com (2010)

Anna Paquin maguire: re Titanic - I was prepared to hate it, but after being forced to sit through it by the then-gf I was impressed in spite of myself. (and not just for La Winslet's norks, either. although admittedly they were a bonus.) it really did capture the tragedy of what happened on so many levels. and I cant not rate the guy who did T1 and Aliens. ❋ Unknown (2010)