The singular mlange of vainglorious boastings and lamentable shortcomings, of military tailoring, scandalous jobs, female influence, and incompetent officering, is gradually dying out before the stern exigencies of the occasion. ❋ Unknown (1861)
So he told me what he'd been up to-on the stage, and here and there, a little peace-officering, a little gambling, drifting a good deal. ❋ Estelle Bruno (2010)
We have at last found the right way to make them fight, by officering them with Englishmen, but we must not neglect the shooting process whenever they dare to turn tail. ❋ Unknown (2006)
They know how to die like men, so they do, and there's no call for you to be officering them, sir, they're doing their duty. ❋ Cornwell, Bernard (1983)
At one time, while officering it in a prison not one thousand miles -- as the penny papers say -- from the State of New-York, we received into our hands about as degraded a specimen of the _genus_ ❋ Various (N/A)
The Lieutenant, who was one of the very young recruits now officering the German Army, feeling overpowered by the presence of Royalty, had given the order, and the men were unstrapping the cover when the ❋ Unknown (N/A)
"The cult of the Asiatic life" is the latest definition of Christianity given by a recent apologist of Hinduism, one of a small company of Europeans in India officering the Hindu revival. ❋ John Morrison (N/A)
The essential difference between the German soldiers and our own is in the officering and training, and it is admirably expressed by Private Burrell, ❋ James Alexander Kilpatrick (N/A)
My further reasons are as to officering these regiments, that there would be many misfits in such organizations and I would leave it so that you or the President could remove them without prejudice from the service, but to fill by OTHER COLORED MEN the vacancies that might occur. ❋ William Allison Sweeney (N/A)
To trust the officering of four Colored Regiments to this second mode of selecting and commissioning officers, would prove fatal to our hopes and fail of accomplishment. ❋ William Allison Sweeney (N/A)
General Arthur, by special request of Governor Morgan, resumed his duties as quartermaster-general and established a system of recruiting and officering the new levies, which proved wonderfully successful. ❋ Various (N/A)
Continent very large bodies -- probably another million in number -- hastily trained indeed, and presented with a grave problem in the matter of officering, but of excellent material and _moral_, were ready to appear, before the end of the second period or at its close, the moment their equipment should be furnished. ❋ Hilaire Belloc (1911)
Faith was not kept with "The Irish Brigade" in either the manning or the officering of it by Irishmen, and the time came when, through failure of reserves, it was Irish more in name than in anything else, and when the gaps caused by casualties had to be filled by English recruits. ❋ Unknown (1910)
That there exists in London, under the peaceful guise of a trade union, an army of nearly 200,000 Germans, who have passed their training, and that a complete scheme exists for arming and officering same at practically a moment's notice? ❋ Unknown (1906)
We will hold immediately an election of officers -- and that's as pernicious a method of officering companies and regiments as can be imagined! ❋ Mary Johnston (1903)
He had often been criticized for officering his yacht with such a gruff, rather illiterate man, when gentlemen were to be had for the asking. ❋ Harold MacGrath (1901)
Through one of his agents he succeeded in officering it with well-known ❋ Edward Mandell House (1898)
Our companions, the partisans of Omar to whom they looked to deliver their country from the thraldom of tyranny, were fortunately not devoid of those soldier-like qualities which in past ages had raised the military renown of Mo to the greatest altitude; what they lacked mostly outside of themselves were capable officering and generalship. ❋ William Le Queux (1895)
[I love] The Office so much it is [the best] [show] ever. ❋ KarlSDT23 (2018)
[Steve Carrell]: "This is Pam, our secretary. If you think [she's cute] now, you should have seen her two years ago! [Ho boy]!" ❋ Hawkdude56 (2005)
Hey [did you] [catch] The Office [last night]? ❋ Jamesbob700 (2007)
If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after [retirement], offices are waiting [rooms] for people [waiting to die]. ❋ Edvhou812 (2012)
[Woah] he’s an [offical] [baller]. ❋ Naji Hamilton (2019)
"[Have you ever] [watched] The Office?" ❋ Nogodnogodpleasenonononoooooo (2020)
[Father] - "[Honey], I'm going to The Office!"
Mother - "Ok [dear], see you tonight." ❋ Eastpole (2009)
Example [sentence]: "Man, that movie was AWESOME!"
[New and improved] sentence: "Man, that movie was [OFFICE]!" ❋ Miss Julie (2006)
Chad : Steve will you come to my Office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : I would like you to suck my cock and lick my balls then I will give you a [cum facial]!
Steve : But I'm married and I'm not gay I can't do that!
Chad: I'm your boss and I say you will!
Steve: Ok then!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Now can I go wash my face off and go back to work?
Chad : No you will wear my cum on your face for the rest of the day!
Steve : Dude that's embarrassing I can't do that!
Chad : Do it now you asshole or [your fired]!
Kiersten : Hey Steve do you know you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Kiersten would you come to my Office please!
Kiersten : Oh boy time for my cum facial! ❋ SlopNChop (2017)
Me: [I'll be in my office]. ❋ RyanFNation (2018)
