Officers

In this way was discovered the Monarchist plot led by former Duma-member Purishkevitch and a group of nobles and officers, who had planned an officers’ uprising, and had written a letter inviting Kaledin to Petrograd. ❋ Unknown (1922)

Nearly all these officers are detached from their several regiments and corps, thus injuring the efficiency of regiments and companies; and we have in our service, by this absurd mode of supplying the defects of our system of organization by brevet rank, the anomaly of _officers being generals, and at the same time not generals; of holding certain ranks and grades, and yet not holding these ranks and grades! ❋ Henry Wager Halleck (1843)

a citizen of such free city or town were called _municipal rights_, and its officers were called _municipal officers_. ❋ Andrew W. Young (N/A)

I suppose the term officers, includes general as well as regimental officers. ❋ Jefferson, Thomas (1829)

During a term officers should receive a stipend equal to %200 of their salary from the previous year. ❋ Unknown (2011)

There is a local range run by the police dapartment, where they train officers, that is also open to the public. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And the training of the officers is a much more complicated matter than the training of the men. ❋ Unknown (1914)

Having poured in a raking fire, he stood off for a few moments, during which he called the officers and men on deck, and stated his intention. ❋ Frederick Marryat (1820)

However, he came back and read a statement from a woman who was allegedly attacked by the man who was killed in which she called the officers who came to her defense. ❋ Cbsalan (2010)

On that first morning several of the prisoners, two wardresses, and one of the overseeing wardresses ( "officers" is the correct term) came up to my bed and refolded the corners of the bed cover, saying, "You haven't got that quite right," or "That's wrong; this is the way you should do it." ❋ Unknown (1914)

Considering the majority of ex military personnel who join the police and are able to transfer some of their pension, the average age of retiring officers is 61 according to the Police Federation. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2010)

Mind you, it helps when the two security guards in question are National Police officers from the Philippines with ten years each in the force, banging up gangsters day and night. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2009)

No friggin way is that real officers from a real Police Force …. is it?????? ❋ Inspector Gadget (2009)

LOL thats was a good one. behind every 3 good officers is one great NCO. ❋ Unknown (2010)

On January 16, “team of senior military officers from the U.S. Central Command [CENTCOM],” acting under the orders of CENTCOM commander General David Petraeus, presented Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Admiral Michael Mullen with a “33-slide, 45-minute PowerPoint briefing” outlining the concern that “Israeli intransigence on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict was jeopardizing U.S. standing in the region.” ❋ Unknown (2010)

I would include in that bet that danger for officers is much higher in your area than mine, and some neighborhoods (i.e., beats) are much worse than others. ❋ Unknown (2009)

[I love] The Office so much it is [the best] [show] ever. ❋ KarlSDT23 (2018)

[Steve Carrell]: "This is Pam, our secretary. If you think [she's cute] now, you should have seen her two years ago! [Ho boy]!" ❋ Hawkdude56 (2005)

Hey [did you] [catch] The Office [last night]? ❋ Jamesbob700 (2007)

If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after [retirement], offices are waiting [rooms] for people [waiting to die]. ❋ Edvhou812 (2012)

[Woah] he’s an [offical] [baller]. ❋ Naji Hamilton (2019)

"[Have you ever] [watched] The Office?" ❋ Nogodnogodpleasenonononoooooo (2020)

[Father] - "[Honey], I'm going to The Office!" Mother - "Ok [dear], see you tonight." ❋ Eastpole (2009)

Example [sentence]: "Man, that movie was AWESOME!" [New and improved] sentence: "Man, that movie was [OFFICE]!" ❋ Miss Julie (2006)

Chad : Steve will you come to my Office please! Steve : Hey bud what's up? Chad : I would like you to suck my cock and lick my balls then I will give you a [cum facial]! Steve : But I'm married and I'm not gay I can't do that! Chad: I'm your boss and I say you will! Steve: Ok then! Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Steve : Now can I go wash my face off and go back to work? Chad : No you will wear my cum on your face for the rest of the day! Steve : Dude that's embarrassing I can't do that! Chad : Do it now you asshole or [your fired]! Kiersten : Hey Steve do you know you got cum all over your face LOL! Chad : Kiersten would you come to my Office please! Kiersten : Oh boy time for my cum facial! ❋ SlopNChop (2017)

Me: [I'll be in my office]. ❋ RyanFNation (2018)