Oliphaunt

Balrog and oliphaunt fossils have been discovered, but misidentified by ideologically biased Darwinists as “dinosaurs.” ❋ Unknown (2009)

'And out place under the warm bank in Captain Faramir's country, the day I saw an oliphaunt?' ❋ Elizabeth McClung (2008)

The foyer had a scuffed linoleum floor, an oliphaunt-foot umbrella stand, and a side-table with short stacks of medical brochures for chlamydia, AIDS, evil eye, and diarrhea. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Then there was the oliphaunt, this time not treated as an elephant, but as a four-tusked mastodon - probably a species of trilophodon or similar. ❋ Marypcb (2003)

It is carved from the tusks of Old Mlima, the oliphaunt who bore my great-great-grandfather to war against the Tigrati insurrection. ❋ Carey, Jacqueline, 1964- (2003)

‘And our place under the warm bank in Captain Faramir’s country, the day I saw an oliphaunt?’ ❋ Superversive (2006)

Sick kids, perhaps, but if we’re talking cool spectacle here, we might as well go whole hog, er, tusker, er, oliphaunt. maria ❋ Unknown (2006)

“Tifari Amu told me; it’s how they hunt oliphaunt. ❋ Carey, Jacqueline, 1964- (2003)

“Joscelin, if you need to test your skills, pick something that’s not nearly the size of an oliphaunt, with hide like cured leather. ❋ Carey, Jacqueline, 1964- (2003)

But now I don’t suppose I’ll ever see an oliphaunt. ❋ Tolkien, J. R. R. (1954)

"Grey as [a mouse], [Big as a house], Nose like [a snake], I make the earth shake..." ❋ Mercurial (2004)

The [name's] just a [corruption] of "[elephant]", really. ❋ Andy (2004)