Ologist

Lifelong weather nerds like me probably pay more attention to this stuff than anyone whose title doesn't end in "- ologist," but the meteorological events of this past month have been hard for anyone to ignore. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Seriously, I could tell you EVERY OTHER "ologist" but until June 7, 2005 I had no idea what an endocrinologist dealt with. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I find it so funny and soo sad that any 'ologist' puts his name on the nameing of any dinosaur find. ❋ Unknown (2010)

"ologist" makes a generous salary, but are they really necessary?

One of the study's first contacts: LeBlanc, the resident slug-ologist. ❋ Derek Kravitz (2010)

I am no history-ologist, but this is how I imagine rotisserie chicken was invented. ❋ Unknown (2008)

This activity is almost Zen-like, though the NSNC's Zen-ologist resigned in late 1491 -- just missing the chance to join Christopher Columbus in the first edition of Who's Who in the New World. ❋ Unknown (2010)

For astronomy, they drove six hours to tour the spaceflight center in Huntsville, Ala., much to the delight of Brad, who wanted to be a "UFO-ologist" at the time. ❋ Unknown (2010)

On Mother's Day, whether your mom is a scientist, a geologist a paleontologist, or just a plain ol 'scrubologist, laundry-ologist or dustologist, take a moment and thoughtfully acknowledge her. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It is the invention of Harvard Professor David Edwards and appeals to the chocolate-ologist in all of us: ❋ Unknown (2009)

Last September, I wrote a post about Chris "The Fix" Cillizza, which included the tidbit that Chris Cillizza is a self-described Drudge-ologist. ❋ Unknown (2009)

K ooky Allan Handleman's kooky guest today was ghost-ologist Joshua P. Warren, who was flogging his new book "Pet Ghosts: Animal Encounters from Beyond the Grave." ❋ Unknown (2007)

It's a frequent topic on the self-confessed Drudge-ologist's otherwise valuable blog, The Fix. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Guy 1: I think I need more [fiber] in my diet because I [only shit] once a day and my ass bleeds. Guy 2: What are you an [assologist]? or What are you a colonologist? or What are you a fiberologist? or What are you an assbleedologist? etc. ❋ Mo Jo (2008)

Steve: Ryan just made a [bacon sandwich] [topped] with [bacon sauce]. Tyler: Well, duh. He's a baconologistSteve: What? Tyler: Bacon with -ologist added ❋ Hypotra (2011)

That fellow is a skilled [meme-ologist], his "The [steaks] have never been higher" meme is [by far] my favorite. ❋ ALTM4N (2013)

Their dab-ologist skills produce the finest and [highest] quality [dabs] [on the block]. ❋ 3X & Psycho Lapacuz (2018)

"We are bootyologists [Josh] D.!" ❋ E. D. Boo (2003)

[Melissa] [rarely] ever types things out correctly. She's like a [typo-ologist]. ❋ GeeIsMe24 (2010)

[Edgar]: Yeah, I did some work in architecture, but I decided to settle down in [buisness]. What do you do? [Rufino]: Uhh.. I'm a world known Doo-doo-ologist. Edgar: Lame... ❋ Xero _ Manifest (2010)

"Retard-ologist" If you know the [ins and outs] of the way of retard works, and are not lying about it, considered a retard-ologist. "[Text me] if he says that the guy is a retard it is true, he's a retard-ologist." "For real?" "Yeah he spent 3 years in the [midst] of them only. I think they considered him one of their own, but he wasn't, he was learning their ways." "They? Is it a community?" "More like an underground culture. They don't realize they're different, and we don't recognize them as a threat, And I don't really do anything, at least as far as we know, that's why you say to you just said that's why he had to submit himself and learn them up." "What learned he of their language, also do they masturbate ?" "Their language is their own, we still don't understand it. They know [how to masturbate] yes in fact..." ❋ I - LEFT - A - $#!7 (2021)