On The Rocks

She took instant inventory of her life and realized it wasn 't her on-the-rocks marriage to Guy Ritchie or the roadblocks the Malawi government was putting in the way of her adoption plans; it was her barbells. ❋ Ralph Gardner Jr. (2010)

So this week I tasted a half-dozen or so spiced rums that are on the market; I tasted them neat and mixed with coconut water for a delicious, simple on-the-rocks drink. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I don't see the appeal of a chilled or an on-the-rocks drink soon before sleep. ❋ By ROSIE SCHAAP (2011)

Alma de Cuba (1623 Walnut St.) has dramatically overhauled its cocktail list, making room for brand-new sections of on-the-rocks, long, wine-based and up/chilled tipples. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Here's what happened to me: Some years ago I decided to return to my on-the-rocks marriage, ❋ Unknown (2010)

That doesn't happen ... on-the-rocks: Maybe they haven't showed the real bunker to Joe Biden. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Bar: Full bar, featuring 25 brands of tequila from which to make frozen or on-the-rocks margaritas ($6-$28 for 12-ounce drinks and $9-$31 for 17-ounce drinks) and Mexican martinis ❋ Unknown (2009)

The vodka's partnership will also include in-show integration in the second half of the season, set to air in January, when "Ketel One on-the-rocks" will be established as the signature drink of the ex-con turned FBI agent, Neal Caffrey (Matt Bomer). ❋ Unknown (2009)

Some honest answers ( "The blooper reel isn't a good look on national TV") about a 2-and-5 team and its on-the-rocks coach after a Monday-night loss to the Eagles ❋ Unknown (2009)

WHICH on-the-rocks couple have been headed for divorce for a while? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Mixin 'it up: Distillers make on-the-rocks stars of' mixologists ' ❋ Unknown (2009)

I am sure that more photos will trickle in from small and medium-sized cities across America's heartland, where people are not impressed by the MSM and their dirty jokes about teabags. on-the-rocks at April 17, 2009 8: 10 AM ❋ Unknown (2009)

[Fergie]: I blow kisses, that puts them boys [on rock], rock [Random Ho] #1: I totally put him on rock-rock while we were grinding to that song Random Ho #2: You slut! Can we get drunk and pass out again now? ❋ _God (2006)

That redheaded girl is [so fine], she had me [on rock] rock [with a quickness]. ❋ Nolezfan (2006)

"Here comes [Blue Laser]! [Cheat] Commandos, [ROCK, ROCK ON]!!" ❋ Silent Rip (2004)

[Got that boy] [on rock] rock = gave that dude a [boner] ❋ Sigmund Freud (2019)

"[Conner] and [Sarah] went rock-for-rock last night" "Oh my god! Are they okay?" "They are both in the [hospital]. I don't think they are going to make it." ❋ Rock Ruchi (2015)

Teacher-Hey [its time] for your [presentation] Me-oh shit, here's [the rock] again ❋ Cousinfucker2347632768 (2019)

"[That dude] just [got his] [shit ROCKED]" ❋ Daveydeadite (2005)

[aha]! [my rock] beat your [scissors]! ❋ Iamthelead (2005)

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1. Billy threw a rock at a [glass house]. Next came the sound of glass shattering. 2. When the cops came in the apartment to make their dope bust Mikey put his crack pipe (with a rock in it) in the toilet bowl [bottom hole]. The police found it anyway and arrested Mikey. 3. Just gimme some of that rock'n'roll music. Any old way ya choose it. 4. The Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland, Ohio supposedly because the music got its name from a Cleveland slang term for sex. 5. Rise up! Gather round! Rock this place to the ground. 6. at a Rush concert someone behind me yelled, "[GEDDY LEE], YEWWWW RAWHKK!". Because of the distance to the stage and the volume [Geddy Lee] and his Rush-mates Neil and Alex couldn't hear that, but they've been rocking for many years - they know. 7. Seaman Vincent: how did you do on the first Propulsion Engineering Basics test? Seaman James: I aced it. Seaman Vincent: Did you hear how Seaman Steve did? He [ROCKED it]! 8. that manufactured Britney/Xtina/NSYNC/teen pop garbage is NOT rock, it's a CROCK. ❋ I Saw U2 Live Twice (2010)