One Liners

Thirty-two teams require 32 one-liners, which is a tough task given the fact that I'm not all that funny. ❋ Unknown (2011)

His verbal alacrity and passion for one-liners, that is.

We exchange a couple of messages, or rather, he sends me messages, and I send back the generic one-liners you are allowed to send without paying a subscription. ❋ Unknown (2011)

I thought the episode was hilarious with a lot of clever one-liners and great Howard/Raj acting. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"I've always tried to infuse humor into my messaging and Twitter is perfect for one-liners that get noticed and then spread exponentially," he told The Associated Press. ❋ AP (2011)

The show had some funny jokes, but that's all it was: a medium for one-liners. ❋ Wendigomountain (2009)

Being a New York type, Artifex deploys an arsenal of ironic, gnomic, one-liners: "Life is an opportunity to make things happen,""What is more important than maintaining one's enthusiasm?" ❋ Regina Weinreich (2011)

Being a New York type, Artifex deploys an arsenal of ironic, gnomic, one-liners: "Life is an opportunity to make things happen," "What is more important than maintaining one's enthusiasm?" ❋ Regina Weinreich (2011)

But it's McDonagh's wicked one-liners -- and the skillful timing of Gleeson and Cheadle -- that gives this movie its spice. ❋ Marshall Fine (2011)

Obviously, they're probably all bright and focused, but few, to the best of my knowledge, are known for their one-liners. ❋ Ralph Gardner Jr. (2011)

His awesome one-liners are taken out of context and labeled bizarre, and his choice to engage in a form of rehab that is personalized for him is derided as something less than genuine. ❋ Unknown (2011)

I'm generally not too fond of child actors, but pound for pound, the pint-sized 10-year-old had more classic one-liners than anyone else on the show. ❋ Unknown (2011)

I tend to go mostly for snarky one-liners (@tvhilton), myself. ❋ Unknown (2010)

1) Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator after getting someone with a thrown knife which stuck the man to the wall: "Stick around!" 2) Arnold (again) in Commando after dangling [Sully] (one of the villians) off of a cliff and then letting him drop: "What Happened to Sully?" "I let him go." 3) [John Wayne] in The [War Wagon] after he and his partner shoot two bad guys at once: partner: "Mine hit the ground first!" John Wayne: "Mine was taller." ❋ Bythorsbeard (2005)

That guy though he was the shit til I dropped a [little one] [liner] on him [infront] of his girl. ❋ Dan Hunnewell (2004)

[Jarry]: "I thought you were doing this weird [roleplay] thing" Mike: "Nah, [too many] one-liners" ❋ PersonWhoIsNotHuman (2018)

Dude did you watch [the One Piece] episode No, will later [Zoro's] [one liner] was the best! ❋ Blazing_Fire_ (2015)

"yo [doser's] new one [liner] is off the [heezie]" ❋ Jimbotron3 (2006)

[Astronomical one-liners] "Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!" "Excuse me lovely lady? Are you [from Venus]? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!" "Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!" "Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out." "Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called [Aldebaran], and it means lovely lady. Just like you." "Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!" "Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?" ❋ Adel7 (2007)

As all of [the villagers] walked away [Leon's] [one liner] was: "Where's everyone going? Bingo?" ❋ ThePurpleSamurai (2023)