Ohai Smudgie – Ai wus reedin yur blawg an wus so impressed wiv yur eye deers bowt polly ticks Ai fink yu an Bella an Ruby shud tern yur tenshun to awl taht oyl, spillin into teh see: It cud meen less toonah fur yu if yu donut! ❋ Unknown (2010)
We gawta Talyon resippy you usinged garlick, unyun, lemming adn olib oyl wen cukking dem, berry nommy! ❋ Unknown (2010)
June 16, 2010 at 1:55 pm or just go strait to somethin guaranteed to maek you sik…liek the video feed of teh oyl spill… or sum of teh reality teevee shows… liek the one abowt teh hoarders… *shiver* ❋ Unknown (2010)
I taykted dem 2 mai partmint, givded dem baffs (2 gitz awf teh injin oyl n durt), den fynded hoamz 4 dem (I kooden keapem n mai partmint…) ❋ Unknown (2010)
April 17, 2010 at 1:13 pm ai jus had sum. wuz berree nommee! wif stuffd baykd poetaetoez, aspagras broyld en olif oyl adn galyk, adn teh las bottul awf las yerez bowjahlay neuwvoe! ❋ Unknown (2010)
* Ambercat flotes awn stayj inna clowd ob patchooli oyl anna swirly-patternd kafftan, baer feets an a croun ob slytlee wiltin daysees arown her hed * ❋ Unknown (2009)
June 19, 2009 at 9:53 am noe baybeez inna baybee oyl eiddur ❋ Unknown (2009)
September 3, 2009 at 4:27 am my hooman cannot sleep goodz so he wunc tri go to bed an plays Frank Sinatraz, lites canduls, use eye mask, lavendah oyl etc. which goes OK till ai jump on him and sez “HEY HOOMAN WACHA DOING?” ❋ Unknown (2009)
July 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm yes, sumtimes kittehs get teh fleez, or tehy gets teh pleh in tehms fur taht wuld making tehm sikk if they washed tehmselfs, liek oyl, or wunse wun ob my kittehs gotted poo/cat spray on him frum teh bully cat taht comes in owr yard an tryz to take ober teh plyse. no way him wuz likking THAT off hisself! ❋ Unknown (2009)
Ai knead teh icee cawffee soz Ai kan kewl down frum oyl-ing the fyerzmenz. ❋ Unknown (2008)
Seal Beach – very steep so cant go owt too far, but teh waves are fun to play in an yoo can watch teh oyl tankers right offshore. win. ❋ Unknown (2008)
Haow menny babeez it tuk tu maik enuf oyl fur da shinee fyrmenz? ❋ Unknown (2008)
Ai puts 2 drops uv lavinder oyl on mai pillo = dat halps wiv nawt sleepin. ❋ Unknown (2008)
Pour ober a good glug ob olyve oyl scatter teh garlik,seezun wib salt an freshly grownd blak pepper. ❋ Unknown (2008)
October 9, 2008 at 7:17 am wel, i dont know. i haz pursunal-spayse ishoos. if teh olive oyl wuz on lotsa pasta wif feta cheez, kalolamata lolives, an grilled chikkin i culd go for taht. ❋ Unknown (2008)
January 30, 2008 at 8:46 am wun time I gotz a massage, an teh terapist uzed olive oyl sented wif oreganno oyl, an I wuz cravin pizza teh hole time! ❋ Unknown (2008)
Well, Sinclair paynts wantid peepul to buy deyr paynt whut yoozd petroleyum insted uv hemp oyl. ❋ Unknown (2008)
Weel, GS cookies are made from reel girl scouts, so Ai geuss it is possible that the same holds true for da babee oyl….wich iz why mm is close–but Ai used mink oyl. ❋ Unknown (2008)
July 29, 2008 at 4:36 am ohai rhsb, make sure teh YNG uses teh lolive oyl for teh massaj. ❋ Unknown (2008)
Ai fink teasel2 uzed kokonut oyl, nawt bebbeh oyl. ❋ Unknown (2008)
when walking down the street with HomeG, [TJB] sees an attractive female.
TJB: "dude, do you think i should ask her for her [phone number]?"
HomeG: "she's oyl; definition [exxon valdez] man. you dont stand a chance."
TJB: "dude, dont worry about me." ❋ Yyyeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww (2009)
[Popeye's] [fiancee] is Olive [Oyl] ❋ Euxyllos Dynatos (2005)
[I wish] I was an [oyl] ❋ Thatboyboy (2021)
Hey John, Let Your Gf Oyl I'm [Sitting On] My [Boyfriends] [Lap]. ❋ Renee0831 (2017)
Then turnin' to me he said "Arthur", (He could never remember mi name), "here's [half a crown]. [Nip] down to t'chip 'oyl an' get us a [nice piece] o' 'addock for us tea. Man cannot live by bread alone."
(from 'Capstick Comes home' by Tony Capstick) ❋ Roger B. (2006)
[Ere] love, can I suck [the yeast] from [thi] gaping Cunt Oyle?! ❋ SAdams (2012)
