Paperweights

Beginners will get an introduction to basic glassblowing and will make two to four pieces such as paperweights, ornaments and vessels. ❋ Unknown (2009)

While the replicas are described as "paperweights," the official website notes that they can be used as key-holders or worn as accessories. ❋ Unknown (2009)

With thousands of pieces of equipment donated every year and limited capacity to understand its operation, the generous gifts quickly become thousand-pound paperweights and unceremoniously grace the junkyards of hospitals. ❋ Muhammad H. Zaman (2012)

Unique paperweights for example, a frog prince for a storybook wedding ❋ David Tutera (2011)

I walked down aisle B, to where Johnny and his sledgehammer stood behind a display of silver crosses and Holy Ghost paperweights. ❋ T.J. Forrester (2011)

At the event, which raised about $10,000, the organization sold decoupage paperweights that artist John Derian made with some of the club's young members. ❋ Katherine Rosman (2011)

Buried alive in those collections, I bought the house next door to mine and started to collect other things, like spoons, crystal vases, glass fruit, cupboards, paperweights, and silver picture frames. ❋ Roseanne Barr (2011)

Because Fancy and her sister slept in the sleeping porch at the back of the house, a room with screens instead of proper walls, they relied on numerous paperweights to keep their papers from scattering in the constant breeze. ❋ Dia Reeves (2011)

These sushi dishes/spoon rests/soap dishes/paperweights make good test tiles that are also useful. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"[My computer's] a [total] paperweight at the [minute]." ❋ Mr Ben (2005)

[JK]: When you pee do you [whip out] your balls too? [BS]:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down. JK:So you just paperweight it? BS:Yeah ❋ MrFeeney (2008)

[Buy a] [PC] and [get rid of] that paperweight. ❋ Emre (2004)

Tony was a being a [total ass] today, so I left him a massive [paperweight]. I hope the stink seeps into his [desk] and never goes away ❋ ThatGuy19120382018317 (2011)

This [mac] is the best paperweight $[5000] can [buy]... ❋ Darkv1 (2007)

I can’t believe [Mimi] is with David - he’s so the [paperweight] in [the relationship]. ❋ BootyInspector (2018)

[The printer] [turned out] to be a paperweight. ❋ The Return Of Light Joker (2011)

[John] [paperweight] when he takes a [piss] ❋ WordFinder (2008)

I found an old ipod in [my uncle's] basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight! Is that a BlackBerry? It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight! Whoa is that seriously a [holographic] [infrared] keyboard? Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight! ❋ UM North Quad (2015)

Joe enjoyed his trip to the [Bahamas], but - upon returning to work - he was [dismayed] to find that [Frank] had left him a Nashville Paperweight. ❋ MemphisBlue (2017)