Parsnip

One thing I noted with the parsnip, is that it starts going brown on the outside before Christmas. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Hahahaha, I really can't stop laughing when I type the word parsnip now! ❋ Sheepdip (2003)

The water-parsnip, which is poisonous, is said to be sometimes gathered for watercress; but the palate must be dull, one would think, to eat it, and the smell is a sure test. ❋ Richard Jefferies (1867)

CHEF Ben Moss is used to being known as a 'parsnip', a name he's had since he started his vegetarian cookery company The Parsnipship nearly five years ago. ❋ Unknown (2011)

And all this in the middle of winter, for the parsnip is the winter root par excellence. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Before the fabulous albino root known as the parsnip disappears, I thought I would send along a recipe that is easy to make, although it takes a while to bake. ❋ Unknown (2009)

So I've decided to allow one parsnip, which is a biennial, to go to seed this year, just so I can observe its natural cycle. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It’s just the idea of parsnip in a mulligatawny which I rather balk at. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Turnip Transformation: The blue path through this edit graph shows the shortest way to transform "parsnip" into "turnip." ❋ Unknown (2009)

Opened just two years ago on Thanksgiving Day, they will again offer a three-course meal including dishes such as parsnip soup, blackened rib-eye steak and pecan maple tart. ❋ Unknown (2009)

But hunger followed us, for fish were scarce that season; so were roots and berries; and, if it had not been for a kind of parsnip which grows wild in the plains, and a species of eatable nettle, I do believe some of us would have gone under altogether. " ❋ Unknown (1859)

_Pastinaca_ means "parsnip" and is a meaningless addition of Fra Cipolla's fashion.] [Footnote 332: A play of words upon the primary meaning (winged things) of the word _pennate_, hedge-bills.] ❋ Giovanni Boccaccio (1344)

Elise - Ms. Big Mouth was good at telling what she wants, and despite missing one Quality Control test, she caught the parsnip puree subbed for the potato mash. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Then it moved on to a Bison Carpaccio served with tasty biscotti made with Parmigiano; Day Boat Scallops with a savory-sweet parsnip and apple purée; a Foie Gras Terrine with peanut-butter shortbread; a rich butter-poached Maine lobster with celery root tagliatelle cooked perfectly al dente; and finally a crispy Berkshire Pork Belly and moist Loin with a walnut-chestnut purée. ❋ Regina Varolli (2011)

Then it moved on to a Bison Carpaccio served with tasty biscotti made with Parmigiano; Day Boat Scallops with a savory-sweet parsnip and apple purée; a Foie Gras Terrine with peanut-butter shortbread; a rich butter-poached Maine lobster with celery root tagliatelle cooked perfectly al dente; and finally a crispy Berkshire Pork Belly and moist Loin with a walnut-chestnut purée. ❋ Regina Varolli (2011)

"[hannah], [i love] your parsnip!" ❋ TerryO (2006)

"[hi dad]! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son" "dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a [cacti] [sweetie]" ❋ A Genderless Bumblebee (2020)

"hey dad? when are we going to go visit parsnip alex?" "we're going to see them this [weeknd] sweetie" "hey [dearest] parent? what gender is parsnip alex?" "theyre a [cacti] sweetie" ❋ A Genderless Bumblebee (2020)

"[hi dad]! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son" "dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a [cacti] [sweetie]" ❋ A Genderless Bumblebee (2020)

"[Titties] man, I could [really] [go] for a parsnip!" ❋ Benz1n0 (2006)

Guy 1: So what did you think of the new [comic] turned movie, [the Watchmen]? Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how [the story] line progressed. ❋ Toastonrye (2009)

I was parsnipping the [missus] last night. She loves [the smell] of [my cum]. ❋ Carlosbalados (2014)

"Those damned [parsnips] will feel [America's] [fury]!" --Thomas E. Gay ❋ DONUTPUNCHER (2016)

That boy is such a [parsnips].... I still [want] his [babies]. ❋ Taylor 96 (2018)

Ryan: Fuck you, you fucking [parsnip]! Chris:*engadge in [instant] [fisticuffs]* ❋ Dennis The Dickhead (2018)