Past It

Reese Witherspoon weighs up her options as a past-it softball player. ❋ Unknown (2011)

“What would someone like you want with a past-it old woman like me?” ❋ Rowan Coleman (2010)

(BBC2 will be dishing up more foodie comedy in Whites, in which Alan Davies plays a past-it chef at a country hotel.) ❋ Unknown (2010)

I've long held the view that the Lib Dems could be the centre party and the Cons on the right and we could fugedabout the past-it socialist party. ❋ Mark Reckons (2009)

Extreme diet shots of former Spice Girls, past-it models and ageing actresses are a ubiquitous feature of society pages, certainly in the Grub Street rags at any rate. ❋ Unknown (2009)

That central, existential terror of bereavement and maturity is further accentuated by a phantasmagoric roll call of bizarre characters, from hilarious circus acrobat Mr. Bobinsky creator Jennifer Saunders and her comedic partner Dawn French. play two past-it theater queens whose taxidermy of their dead (and nearly dead) Scottish terriers provide ❋ Unknown (2009)

Insignificant matters like washed-up football jackoffs and past-it senior citizens don't register on the radar. ❋ Unknown (2008)

And, as we speak, that gormless-looking, vaguely past-it American blonde dimwit happens to be Britney Spears, with her shiny hair and lovely big desperate-looking eyes. ❋ Unknown (2008)

And to each of you, I thank you for being willing to share your memories, and to look forward because this is not just an exhibit about the past-it does honor the past but it calls on each of us to think deeply about what it means to be an American at the beginning of the 21st century. ❋ Unknown (2002)

Tom Cruise also stars as past-it rock god Stacee Jaxx. ❋ WalesOnline (2012)

What I love about Timeline is that it's honest about your past-it destroys the illusion that stuff you posted on Facebook years ago is gone forever. ❋ Farhad Manjoo (2011)

His slump from pinnacle to past-it has been a dramatic one. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Heart-Shaped Box, which tells the story of a past-it rock star who buys a ghost on the internet, was indeed good enough to keep the readers coming. ❋ Unknown (2010)

That impulse suggests that I don't regret the past-it brought me here to this nice, happy place-but I'd also like to squeeze something more from it. ❋ David Carr (2010)

I couldn't care less what they did in the past-it has made them who they are today, and if I like them for what they are today, I can't ask them to rub away their past! ❋ Unknown (2010)

[Student] 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?" Student 2: "[No man] I tried pasting." Student 1: "I heard [about that]! how was it???" Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing" ❋ Themoreyouno (2012)

I was so pasted last night I watched [all of It's] [Always Sunny in Philadelphia] [season] 4. ❋ Vicarelli (2009)

Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his [fix]. [My father] [cut me off] after he found out I was pasting. ❋ Broseph_Isa (2012)

Jonny: [Do you remember] when we were ten, and we first kissed by [the bike] shed? [Paige]: That was in the past, move on. ❋ HappyGirl1993 (2011)

[Mark]: Man, I got so high yesterday. [Steve]: [Oh, no], you weren't pasting again, were you? ❋ Shawarma1 (2012)

"Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...[you down]?" "[I don't know man], what happens?" "You get sooo high." "Yeah [I'm in] then!" ❋ Anonymous167284 (2012)

"Hey man, what are you doing after school?" "Well, [I was gonna] go [pasting] with [Derp], then go to the movies!" ❋ Carnictus (2012)

Bro: "Dude, why is there [toothpaste] on your [nipples]?" You: "Because I'm [pasting] so hard right now." ❋ Trollylolol (2012)

You have [never heard] of [pasting]? Let's get [pasted], bro. ❋ Brocoliah (2012)

[The past] wasn't that [bad]. ❋ Cblokzyl (2008)