Peckers

First, because horses have huge shlongs, so laced with viagra, they are literally dragging their "peckers" through the dirt. ❋ Michelle Collins (2005)

“You know, speaking of peckers,” Lewis said, rising up in her chair. ❋ Susan Kleinman (2011)

You guys and your point systems, you sound like you're back in JR High, measuring your peckers. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Who are the newcomers, any returners, which peckers. ❋ Robert Vaughan (2011)

Find the green snake with black longitudinal stripes that lives in a tropical forest with peckers and that's your serpent. ❋ Unknown (2010)

These fools want machineguns as they have small peckers. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I mean really, all ToG can go on about now is Rush peeing and peckers. ❋ Unknown (2010)

As to why idiotic crackers think that racist jokes are just "so darn funny" --- small minds, small peckers (and pecker envy), small sighted, small, small, small. ❋ Unknown (2008)

As wishiwasmerckx mentions, in Canada, like ancient Rome, we put the tiniest peckers in highest regard, and chose the male with the tiniest penis to run the country. ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

As i ran peckers with my nude teen orgy around her anus, gretchen squirmed impatiently. ❋ Unknown (2009)

When lost for arguments, there's nothing like a bit of character assassination to keep your peckers up is there? ❋ Unknown (2009)

A sweat lodge brotherhood with hair knotted peckers. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The flat, black beast parted the waters as it approached the sandy shoreline, sending the croc-cavorting kids fleeing in all directions, covering their tiny peckers from laughing eyes and Esther's camera lens. ❋ Unknown (2009)

First of all, this gives the hen-peckers the chance to smack their hands together in glee and pronounce the deaths of both Megan Fox and Diablo Cody after one mediocre debut. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Okay, so let's be blunt here: "You mean it's all about their peckers?" ❋ Unknown (2009)

Then Sigurd went his ways and roasted it on a rod; and when the blood bubbled out he laid his finger thereon to essay it, if it were fully done; and then he set his finger in his mouth, and lo, when the heart-blood of the worm touched his tongue, straightway he knew the voice of all fowls, and heard withal how the wood-peckers chattered in the brake beside him ❋ Unknown (2008)

Then heard Sigurd the wood-peckers a-singing, even as the song says. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I used my pecker to [peck] at [my wife's] vagina. I [eventually] fucked her good. ❋ Just Saying The Truth (2003)

❋ The Wise One. (2003)

john can [lick] his own pecker, he should [be an] [yoga instructor]. ❋ Beesah The Emperor Of Marijuana Planet (2007)

[Tim] [quit] peckering [around]. ❋ Zerousteve (2007)

"[Keep your pecker up], dude! [Everything's] gonna be ok". In the US, I guess, that will mean "Get a [hard on] now, dude" (lol) ❋ Koocachoo (2004)

His pecker was [sore] because he [masturbated] [too much]. ❋ Light Joker (2004)

[Peter] [Oller] put his own "pecker" up his [bung holeo] ❋ El Tit Face (2003)

Wow Holly, you sure went all out finding all the right peckerations for Jane's bachelorette party. The penis straws [big Johnson] piñata and the [dick nose] you got are quite fantastic. I just love that [fire breathing dragon] cock sock you got for your man. ❋ Rbilt (2011)

I just got [peckered] with a [bong]. [Sory] of my life. ❋ NedLoomis (2019)

[I WANT] TO [TOUCH] YOUR PECKER ❋ Lard_lover (2017)