Pees

*Grabs gnu pees ob wood nda naylz eet tu largist pees* Hmmmm…….. *setz hammurhed asiid nda usez beevur tuu cut fruu sum peesiz ob wood. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Deuceace handed back the letter; sneared, and poohd, and hinted that such an invitation was an insult at best (what he called a pees ally); and, the ladies might depend upon it, was only sent because Lady Bobtail wanted to fill up two spare places at her table. ❋ Unknown (2006)

That 3lbs. dog has single handily managed to kill the neighbors new little bush they planted, she runs straight over there pounces on it and then bites at it and then pees on it. ❋ Beth McC. (2009)

Claudia, your comment makes me wish I could remember where I read the story in which a character pees on flowers. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"Says here on the box it can sing and also pees in its diaper when you fill it's back up with water." ❋ Kevin Myrick (2011)

What catastrophe awaits if he pees on the wrong leaf? ❋ John Kelly (2010)

We have a neighbour who walks his dog twice a day and he always craps or pees on our lawn. ❋ Tyler (2009)

Probably fights like a girl. his mother told me he pees sitting down. just sayin … ❋ Unknown (2010)

For the week of November 01 – 07: Captain N pees in your ‘wish you were side talkin’ face. ❋ Unknown (2009)

He eats well and pees so well that his diapers can rarely hold it all (in fact, he peed all over me while nursing early this morning). ❋ Unknown (2009)

Then she pees in the dirty little bathroom with manly smells. ❋ Meakin Armstrong (2011)

"John is going to love it when he finds out that it pees," Bobby said. ❋ Kevin Myrick (2011)

But if she pees on my couch, those underpants are going on with duct tape. ❋ Unknown (2009)

If she pees on the couch, underwear will stop NOTHING, anyway. ❋ Unknown (2009)