Pencil Necked

The thing I say most is "Hello, you pencil-necked collection of past failures." ❋ Tom Matlack (2011)

Opie is no pencil-necked, pocket-protectored scientist. ❋ Lenny Bernstein (2010)

“Why you little pencil-necked geek,” he said, drawing back his clenched fist like an archer drawing his bow. ❋ Con Chapman (2011)

He is slowly transformed from a thirty-five-year-old California political consultant into a professional wrestler who has gotten an unfair call and is about to send the pencil-necked referee careening into the turnbuckle. ❋ MATT LABASH (2010)

And who am I, in addition to being a square, stick-in-the-mud, pencil-necked cable viewer? ❋ Unknown (2009)

I kinda doubt he'll put a pencil-necked geek who parts his hair in the middle on the ticket either. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ned Lamont may be a pencil-necked geek, as Imus claims, but he is the type of candidate that will bring out the Democratic base in an off-year election. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Defence policy information requests were always answered by the boffins Often referred to as "reeky, pencil-necked, civvy, pukes". ❋ Dave (2009)

The pencil-necked eggheads at “Crafting Sounds, Creating Meaning” are—sadly—my people. ❋ Chuck Klosterman (2009)

Getting Doug Hoffman's pencil-necked hopes up will only lead to disappointment later, so let this one go and move on to the next sap, presumably one who actually lives in the district he or she intends to represent just in case there's a pop quiz. ❋ Wolcott, James, 1952- (2009)

MR COHEN, a tall, balding, pencil-necked New York native who used to call soccer games with George Stephanopoulos at Columbia, is the passionately opinionated baseball historian. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Who wouldn't want to do a play about the people of this country actually waking up, grabbing these pencil-necked free market pirates by their pitiful comb-overs and ... a play that demands the wealth of America actually be spent on those who created it - We, the people? ❋ Unknown (2008)

A desire that came over me in a rush one day in 2003, not unlike the pencil-necked honors student who is suddenly overwhelmed by the urge to make a daily gift of his lunch money to the schoolyard tough. ❋ Unknown (2008)

If you happened to be driving down a New Jersey street this morning and saw a tall, pencil-necked, sweaty geek “running” down the road cursing into what appeared to be thin air, that would be me. ❋ Unknown (2008)

1. "Check out that [Pencil Neck]." "Hey Pencil Neck, pass tha [bong]." 2. "Just jump! Ah' ya [fucken] Pencil Neck!" ❋ Diego (2003)

We have no [place] for a pencil neck like you. ❋ Light Joker (2006)

[PENCIL NECK] ❋ PIGLOVER^( (2019)

[Office Chick]: "I need a [toner] for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts." Supply Dude: "I'll [need to know] your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that." Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!" ❋ Wizards Sleeve (2005)

You [pencil neck geek], [my sister] could [kick your ass]! ❋ Kung-Fu Jesus (2004)

On his way home from [the Star Trek] convention, Bobby's Chihuahua tore Eugene a new asshole. Eugene is a [snot nosed] [pencil neck geek]. ❋ Neil Gendreau (2007)

Look at that pencil neck jerk [working out], does he really think he looks cool??? And what the hell is [sticking] out of his [nip]???? ❋ Highclassbizzitch (2008)

When I was a child, Fred [Blassie's] song "[Pencil Neck Geek]" scared [the holy shit] out of me, probably because I am one. ❋ Bingobastard (2009)

[Timmy] is [such a] Pencil Neck ❋ Liamrr18 (2021)

“[Bryson] [Luke] Dermid is a [pencil neck dweeb]” ❋ Jake Sciortino (2021)