Penes

She not only has no penis, she has no penes, because most male lizards have two penes which make them hemipenes. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I'd also imagine that some apes having sex in the past sit on the causal chain which causes Richard Dawkins to imagine things, therefore ape penes are responsible for the illusion of intelligent agency or information in his books. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Anostracans are sexually dimorphic; the males have a pair of ventral penes on their genital segments, while the females have a ventral, medial brood pouch to hold their eggs. ❋ Unknown (2008)

There are creatures, as it is said, (sit fides penes authorem, but there appears no contradiction that there should be such), that, with language and reason and a shape in other things agreeing with ours, have hairy tails; others where the males have no beards, and others where the females have. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Scio quam vana sit et inefficax humanorum verborum penes afflictos consolatio, nisi verbum Dei audiatur, a quo vita, refrigeratio, solatium, poenitentia. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Ecclesiastical discipline, penes Episcopos, subordinate as the other. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Note 118: VW 3.6, pp. 129 — 32, at 130: "amicum suum qui penes uos est uisitare dilectissimum"; and p. 131: "Ecce regina celi et domini mater patronum huic ecclesie adeo assignatum martirem Willelmum amicum equidem suum uisitare dilectum uenit, coronauit, eique pro libito curandi potestatem contulit." back ❋ Unknown (2005)

The words are, penes ittum gloria, penes hunc palma. ❋ Unknown (2006)

They want us to believe that all men pull their penes out in public, and not only do we pull them out to take a leak, we also masturbate in front of other people. ❋ Nathaniel Livingston (2006)

Vnde principes dicuntur Can, quia penes eos spectat regimen populi per diuinationem. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Eucharistiæ susceptionem se ibidem praemunirent, ingrederentur cum illis: quo, ab omnibus mediante debita prouisione, quam ipsi fratres penes se gerebant peracto, parauimus mentes nostras cum pedibus ad intrandum. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Sunt et alij plures diuersi fructus, quorum penes nos non est respectus nec vsus. ❋ Unknown (2004)

H鎐 (mi Domine) tuis repondenda putaui: si quid est aliud quod � me desideres, libentissim� tibi communicabo: hoc vicissim amanter � tua humanitate petens, vt qu� ex vtriusque nauigationis cursu obseruata nancisci poteris, mihi communices, penes me pro tuo arbitrio manebunt omnia, et qu鎐unque inde collegero, fideliter ad te perscribam, si forte ad pulcherrimum, vtilissim鷐que orbi ❋ Unknown (2003)

Et sicut vestraa Serenitatis memoriam vestrorum excitat in nobis munerum largitio, sic vos nostri quoque reminisci pr鎜ptamus, mittentes qu� pulchriora penes nos erant, & vobis magis placitura. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Eucharisti� susceptionem se ibidem praemunirent, ingrederentur cum illis: quo, ab omnibus mediante debita prouisione, quam ipsi fratres penes se gerebant peracto, parauimus mentes nostras cum pedibus ad intrandum. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Vtrumuis autem affirmet, tamen fidem ipsius hoc loco suspectam reddunt annales et chronologiæ nostræ gentis antiquissimæ, quæ contrarium testantur: quibus vtrum malis, de rebus nostris proprijs et domesticis et intra nostræ insulæ limites gestis credere, an verò Krantzio, aut cuius alteri in nostratium rerum historia peregrino, sit penes tuum, candide Lector, arbitrium. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Vtrumuis autem affirmet, tamen fidem ipsius hoc loco suspectam reddunt annales et chronologi� nostr� gentis antiquissim�, qu� contrarium testantur: quibus vtrum malis, de rebus nostris proprijs et domesticis et intra nostr� insul� limites gestis credere, an ver� Krantzio, aut cuius alteri in nostratium rerum historia peregrino, sit penes tuum, candide Lector, arbitrium. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Most penes are [around] [3 inches] [flaccid]. ❋ Anonym0u$e (2022)

"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great [redwood forest] of penes, [waving] [all around me]." ❋ ColdFusion (2003)

1: Oh, [hola amigo], tu tienes no pene! 2: I [dont speak] spanish 1: [Thats good] because right now you would want to kill me! ❋ Hizzo (2003)

I [let] [my girl] [suck my] pene last night. ❋ Wheto Ford (2003)

[Drunk slut]: Oh, I sucked so many [penes] last night [Random guy]: That shouldn't even be a word. ❋ Webbedtoehero (2011)

‘It’s impossible not to give [govind] the pene when playing against him on FIFA’ ‘Giving ur mum [el pene] last night was the best thing I’ve done since drinking some [Crite]’ ‘Anyone pening lads?’ ❋ Junibus (2019)

My girl [licked] [nutella] off my pene last night... I was sad i didn't get any nutella... but i did [get off]. ❋ Touchmypene (2007)

[Hey dad] my [pene] is [growing] ❋ Vistony (2019)

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I have an [11] [inch] penis... AROUND. well not *[QUITE]*... ❋ Sabian (2004)