Penises

Whether someone chooses to concentrate on boobs or penises is their own business. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And. My apologies to any one of you who came here looking for profanity or discourses on dolphin penises or marginally amusing pedantry. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Because are women supposed to have "penises," too? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Tiger parts, such as penises and bones, have long been used in traditional Chinese medicine to increase sexual potency or treat certain illnesses. ❋ Unknown (2010)

For example, Spotted Hyena females all have "penises" and a scrotum. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Some sexual or reproductive organs, such as penises and vulvas, are external or on the outside of the body while others, such as ovaries and testicles, are internal or inside the body. ❋ Unknown (2008)

€¢ Some sexual or reproductive organs, such as penises and vulvas, are external or on the outside of the body while others, such as ovaries and testicles, are internal or inside the body. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Sexual and reproductive organs inside or outside the body such as penises or vulvas or ovaries and testicles. ❋ Unknown (2008)

'penises' (toilet paper rolled probably like the size of tampons) for stimulation after I started reading those romance novels that are basically novel porn. ❋ Unknown (2010)

226 Chennux: It's "penises" or the more Latinate "penes" … not "penae," which is what it would be if were spelled "penus" which it is not. ❋ Unknown (2008)

When John Adams explored the streets, he might have walked past men exposing their penises, the eighteenth-century transatlantic code for men seeking partners of the same sex. ❋ Thaddeus Russell (2010)

He had the last bit of banana in his mouth when the skins barged in, raged to the eyeballs, veined like a trio of walking penises. ❋ Thomas Pluck (2011)

They rushed terror-stricken to Singapore's emergency rooms, penises in hand or tied down with string, begging for help. ❋ M.D. Scott Mendelson (2012)

After an outbreak of swine fever, Chinese men on the island began to flood into Singapore's hospitals with the terrifying fear that their penises were shrinking. ❋ M.D. Scott Mendelson (2012)

Walking through the empty corridors, in search of a nurses station or a reception desk, she noticed crude murals visible beneath too-thin coats of paint, drawings of mammoth penises nailed to crucifixes. ❋ Chris Okum (2011)

He seemed annoyed with the things that bothered her: the way she'd complain about penises scrawled on public bathroom walls, the way she scooted espresso foam to the the left of her cup... ❋ Meg Pokrass (2012)

Somewhere in my sock drawer is a pair of nude stockings that have penises with wings printed all over them. ❋ Unknown (2011)

i will turn all of [my ex] [boyfriends] penises into [penWAS's] ❋ Im Just Here For The Meme (2018)

Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have [higher or lower] [penisity] as compared to [Barrack Obama]. ❋ Homebrew Dave (2012)

Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain? Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I [hit the shower] curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in [the wash]. HAHAHA [Penisement] strikes again! ❋ Subbie_333 (2011)

Student to test [proctor]: Why does that kid have his [dick out]? Test proctor: Let the [quadriplegic] finish penising his essay questions. The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising. ❋ Serbear4u (2009)

Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser. [Rick]: How do you know? Steve: I saw him [penising] himself all day on [Chaturbate] yesterday. Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker! ❋ Antonio El Pajero (2019)

Jim: [The sky] is blue Bob: why?? Jim: because the [atmosphere] makes it [that way] Bob: Why Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis ❋ Octocat (2012)

"[I like] to [play] with [penises]." ❋ Fuck Ass Finnemore (2003)

"I think that rude [prick] with the obnoxiously [oversized] [truck] suffers from penisitis." ❋ Tah-dard! (2011)

[Allan]: So, who gets to go first ? Bob: Definitely me, by right of [penisism]. Allan: Huh ? Bob: [My penis] is way bigger than yours Allan. Allan: ... ❋ Ragnarok7000 (2009)

"So I was [penising] my girlfriend the other day..." "We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take [the call] from [my mother]." ❋ Charles La Dank (2013)