Pints

Mary Donahue, who had taken three pints from the milkman, now took one pint. ❋ Unknown (2010)

GAR Pale Ale is a year-round offering, available over the bar in pints or in growler jugs to go. ❋ Greg Kitsock (2010)

At Ben & Jerry's we think downsizing pints is downright wrong. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I don't render it myself, but the butcher I visit twice a year, Dietrick's Meats, sells lard in pints and quarts. ❋ Homesick Texan (2008)

However, I wouldn't think making any less than 4 pints is worthwhile. ❋ Unknown (2007)

There are five varieties of Tofutti "ice cream" in pints alone. ❋ Steve Carper (2006)

Wilkinson must get our ale bottled in English pints now, for a quart bottle is too much, night after night, for you and me, without his assistance. ❋ Walter Scott (1801)

It's very cool), and as I've just discovered, said menu includes Strongbow in pints! ❋ Unknown (2004)

Yep, that's one liter of chicken stock, 2 p is two pints, which is the equivalent amount for those who don't use metrics. ❋ Unknown (2006)

The volume of air inhaled and exhaled by the adult in the twenty-four hours averages 360 cubic feet, or 2,000 gallons, while the amount we take in the shape of liquid or solid food does not amount probably to more than 5 1/2 pints, which is equal to only 1 – 3000th part of the volume of air passed through the lungs. ❋ Unknown (2004)

The volume of air inhaled and exhaled by the adult in the twenty-four hours averages 360 cubic feet, or 2,000 gallons, while the amount we take in the shape of liquid or solid food does not amount probably to more than 5 1/2 pints, which is equal to only 1-3000th part of the volume of air passed through the lungs. ❋ Philip E. Muskett (N/A)

Mr. Priebus, whose first name rhymes with "pints" and whose last name is pronounced PREE-bus, has not sought attention in the news media and is likely to carry a far lower public profile than did Mr. Steele. ❋ Patrick O'Connor (2011)

However, you should know that San Diego's AG busted Baskin Robbins for shorting people on their so-called "pints" of ice cream, so you never know what will interest an AG... ❋ Unknown (2008)

At that time, as a result of his impaired reactions I unfortunately, lost over four of my 'pints'.....blood, that is. ❋ Glyn Davies (2008)

(Laughter) When I asked a friend in Louisville if prohibition had taken effect in Kentucky yet, he replied, "Not a hundred per cent.; in fact, from one drug store to the next is still the shortest distance between two 'pints' in Kentucky." ❋ Unknown (1925)

It is certain that Mark Twain's jumping frog has a good many more "pints" than any other frog. ❋ Unknown (1902)

I had a skinfull of pints which is only right and proper because I was on my holidays, and I wasn't driving. ❋ Unknown (2008)

[whos] got [the plug] for a [pint] ❋ Allstarsafari (2016)

apint of your [finest] [please] barkeep ❋ Frank (2003)

Man (walks into a bar in Toronto): I'll have a [pint of Guiness]. Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up. Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right? Bartender: No sir, its 500mL. Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right? Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces. Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on [urbandicking]! Man: [Urbandicking]? I'll have to look that one up. Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot. Man: Just give me the goddamn pint. ❋ Leroy Brown 420 (2009)

[Adam] got [pinted] today while he [watched] 'Gettysburg' ❋ J-SWON (2009)

Person #1: [Awwwww] fuck coming for a fuckiiiiing piiiiintt like? Person #2: Aye pint of bacon please squiiiire. Person #1: Alright barkeep, can I get a pint of bacon, a pint of bread and two beer bongs to go please. Barkeep: Right you are young [laird]. Here are your [pints]. ❋ The Woods Family (2012)

Caleb: Guys I got new football boots, they're on point. What do you think? [Abu]: [On fleek] bro! Ruby: You two are so last century. [It's on] pint. Get your terms right! ❋ C.Wood02 (2017)

I think I will go [pinting] tonight as I can feel a [thirst] coming on. Usually someone who is pinting is very focused on getting intoxicated and less concerened with meeting [lovely ladies]. A person who is pinting however usually engages in loud conversations and debates. ❋ Ben (2004)

[me and the boys] are going back to my [shed] after work to smoke some pint wanna [join] us? ❋ Johnny Pint Smoker (2008)

"I'll [throw up] [fives] and we can go [halfies] on a pint." ❋ NH1257 (2007)

1. I tried out that dealer who's number you gave me last week, but I got [pinted], real bad. I'm never buying weed from him again. [Thanks for nothing], dumbass. 2. I split a pizza with Jim the other day, but the [pinty] fucker ate the whole thing while I was taking a shit. ❋ Leroy Brown 420 (2009)