Playte

Pleez tayke a kthnxtahtmeenzwunPB playte ov guddees ❋ Unknown (2010)

Recycle…all da noms from yer playte into mai bowl…. ❋ Unknown (2010)

*Bringz playte of ginja chokklit kukies adn sordid shawtbred to go wiv teh koko* ❋ Unknown (2010)

Dont kneed a silber playte…wii eet owt uv “kidney shaped plastic basins” in teh ER when wii be habbin teh karree-inz. ❋ Unknown (2010)

In mai expeeryens de fuds taystes betta in de memri dan onn de playte. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Suun she naut be so delikitteh – she be landin in ur playte! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Each player starts of with a playte of pies – and the furst to empty it wins! ❋ Unknown (2009)

August 26, 2009 at 12:10 pm now gibs me sum munnies fur mah colleckshun playte ❋ Unknown (2009)

O, dat reminds me, ai saw a license playte tudai onna computer-repair guy van, teh tag sayed MND-MLD. ❋ Unknown (2009)

O, adn Maus… ai lieks taht code tu but but but ai nose yu has eet awn yur lisense playte so, aifinkso yu kin keep eet. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Mind u, ai wuz sittin at teh table wif mah playte in frunt uv meh at teh tiem. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Didja c mai noet awn anuvver lolpic abowt teh lisense playte Ai saw? ❋ Unknown (2008)

*Hans luvly cuppa tea to Salleh* *offer kukies onna prettee playte 2 Salleh* *noms on kukie an dayntiily sips da tea* Salleh, Ollie n Sport sownd liek wunnerful kittehs. ❋ Unknown (2008)

October 8, 2008 at 12:46 pm tee, hee, hee, bud, ai alreddy cleened my playte…iz thyme 4 deezert noaw? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Here U goes, Maus plonks frensh toast on deh playte put some blooberries on tawp and drizzles sum maplol syrupz what will U haz 2 drink? ❋ Unknown (2008)

October 10, 2008 at 12:21 pm mai bruvver did tihs wuns! hadda groop uv peepz over foar brijge nite. wun ladee wuzza nurse, berry partikular about germs anna hand washing and stuffs. his kitteh alwayz lyked pasketti sawse, so he alwayz let her likk teh playte after dinner. kitteh cleened playte purty gud, an hee saw shee wuz watchin, so hee put teh playte bak inna cabinet. an he heerz, AAAAAAAAAAGH! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai had to com awl teh way down heer to say – waht a grate cheez playte! ❋ Unknown (2008)

OT: Wyle ai wuz out a foo minits ago, ai sawed teh awsum licinse playte: ❋ Unknown (2008)

Heerz a mug of hawt choklit, an a playte of teh goodies Janet found at the Pi Stawl up there, an a hyooj bukkit nawt bloo of Halloween candiez. ❋ Unknown (2008)

He just jumps on kitchin counter and puts himz fayce rite in de playte- Nom! ❋ Unknown (2008)

That super [slag] gave me good playte. She could suck a football through a [straw]! [mmmmmmm] playte...... ❋ Tim French (2007)