Podgy

Pasty-faced, podgy and skint, all you have to look forward to is a month of evenings contemplating the wreckage of your house, the nullity of your bank balance and the whistling of the icy winds down your Santa-free chimney. ❋ Unknown (2012)

It's all hum-drum, and podgy, and slow-going, any going so long as you get there heaven knows when. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Sure, there'd be weightlifters in the gym and selected movie stars who were 'built' but everybody else was either weedy or podgy, with only the odd natural Adonis scattered in between. ❋ The Guyliner (2011)

The occasionally deadly, often podgy striker has been jailed for a week for taking part in an assualt on three students in Cairo along with a team-mate from Egyptian giants Zamalek, where Mido now plays. ❋ Unknown (2011)

He reluctantly surrendered them to the vicar's podgy hands, and came round to stand behind the Reverend Wakefield and peer over his shoulder, as though he could not bear to let the papers out of his sight for a moment. ❋ Unknown (2010)

She may be cute, but the latest top model to make her debut in Vogue is also podgy with short legs and whiskers. ❋ Unknown (2008)

We'd barely stepped into the lobby when he cried to J.B. that here was someone he must meet - and who should it be but the podgy Senator who'd tried to dragoon me into this business in the first place, and whom I'd last seen outside Seward's cabin. ❋ Unknown (2010)

When he looked back at me, he would have seen a podgy 21-year-old lying in bed, reading Proust. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And given how challenged I am, fashion-wise (not because I can't dress well, but because either I've been too podgy or too tired or too whatever -- but I'm working on that!) it's odd how much I do love it. ❋ Karenmiller (2008)

In real life, the question is at what point you admit defeat, stop waiting for the Leona Lewis, close the auditions, and decide to do the best you can with what you've got three podgy admin assistants from Hull who want to be the next PussyCat Dolls, and a small spotty youth who laboriously recites the first verse of Eminem's Stan at half the necessary speed and in a strong Somerset accent. ❋ Juliette (2009)

A vulnerable and perhaps slightly disturbed plain podgy person ventures into their first unfilmed audition. ❋ Juliette (2009)

From what I've seen, the UK's own merciless goddesses seem to come in 2 main 'types' - either a - podgy housewife or b - scary tranny. ❋ Juliette (2009)

Gleaned huge capital out of marrying a pointless muppet in a huge spectacular ceremony which was obsessed over by more dim fourteen year old girls and podgy housewives than Dirty Dancing? ❋ Juliette (2009)

After a slap-up feed of herring to start, followed by steak and a whole bottle of wine to himself the podgy, bearded bon viveur chortled: I've spent whatever-it-was pounds tonight and I'll still make a humungous profit. ❋ Unknown (2009)

He said – “You need shorts that are not so tight, your bum really wobbles and is fat and podgy!” ❋ Unknown (2007)

Could you imagine watching them through the window scream and attack each other in fear, clawing at each other faces not knowing where they are or what is going to happen in the next 30 seconds. down syndrome adults and down syndrome children all terrified and covered in their own excrement and urine that was evacuated out of their fat podgy bodies in fear. ❋ Dave Hingsburger (2007)

"[My baby sister] has podgy [cheeks]" ❋ Beka_beka_beka (2006)

[Look at that] podgy [hanging in] [the tree]! ❋ Gabrielle And Christine (2005)

"[She is] podgy" ❋ Pollyyy6 (2014)

Hey Podgy, here's some [toilet paper] to clean that [jizz off] [your belly]. ❋ Ted Kaczynski (2010)

'i think im getting [a bit] podgie' ' [no ur] not [ur] well slim' ❋ Issybelly02 (2011)

"[ohhhhhhh], its a podgy wodgy" ❋ Nmk_427 (2009)

You only [play] [Overwatch] now? Did you [pull a Podgy]? ❋ GIbus_ (2017)

[Hurry up] and get doing it, Hodgie Podgie! He is [such a] Hodgie Podgie ❋ Hornymchornerson (2016)

[Tim]: Two packets already?! [Just stop] eating... [Bruce]: Shut up, ragamuffin podgie-boy! ❋ Willtnet (2009)