Pole Vault

Calling the two-hour return of The Event a nonevent is too easy, so let's just say it went over like a sumo wrestler trying to pole-vault. ❋ Unknown (2011)

His erection was instantaneous and hard enough to pole-vault him to Australia. ❋ Cherry Adair (2010)

In the first picture, is that guy in the crosswalk carrying a pole-vault? ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

Has NYC traffic gotten so bad that people actually pole-vault over it? ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

He put his bag down by the pole-vault pit, looked uptrack to make sure no one was coming, and then walked up to the starting line. ❋ Unknown (2009)

If you were offered the option of trying to walk around on those thirty-foot stilts you see in the circus in lieu of trying to pole-vault, which one would you prefer to try? ❋ Unknown (2009)

But Dan's quest ended on the pole-vault mats at the U.S. Olympic trials in New Orleans. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I don't think that the "scandal" had much to do with Senators feeling their turf was being involved - it had to do with the opposition seizing an issue that they felt could be used as a weapon to pole-vault them into the majority. ❋ Ann Althouse (2008)

And yet, like trying to pole-vault without an actual pole, the evolutionary link between video game and film has yet to be cleared. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Remember when he was just a fresh-faced youngster who'd vomit up goldfish and splash around in elephant poo and pole-vault into sewage? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Stacy Dragila, with whom we were "up close and personal" in Sydney before she won the very first women's pole-vault gold medal, says America's indifference to her sport is disheartening. ❋ Unknown (2007)

April 29, 2007 at 7:32 pm um, invisible pole-vault? ❋ Unknown (2007)

In my mind I see myself walking happily through the countryside, each step springing as high and wide as a pole-vault. ❋ Unknown (2006)

If I got a running start I could probably pole-vault over it. ❋ Tracey Baptiste (2005)

South Africa's pole-vault specialist Ockert Brits had to pull out of the competition because of an injury. ❋ Unknown (1996)

T-shirts and carrying shields and traditional weapons toyi-toyied to Orlando Stadium in Soweto to the rally that was meant to pole-vault the IFP into people's minds by November 1. ❋ Unknown (1995)

He put a sixteen-pound shot over forty-three feet, and a fifty-six pound weight in the neighborhood of twenty-eight feet, and made a pole-vault of over twelve feet. ❋ William S. Hart (N/A)

Alvarado made his famous pole-vault is near the Buena Vista station, but no jumping is longer necessary -- except perhaps to dodge a passing trolley. ❋ Harry Alverson Franck (1921)

I pole vault. ❋ Birdi_gurlie (2008)

[Pole vault] is expensive. It takes a good [plant] [to get high]. ❋ Bayvaulter510 (2006)

[Kim Kardashian] got famous from [pole vaulting] off of Ray [Jay's] junk. ❋ CongoJack (2017)

Guy 1: Did you see that hot [pole vaulter] girl? Guy 2: Yeah mannnnn, I had hot [kinky] pole vaulter sex with her! Guy 1: [Rockin']!!! ❋ Suckaaaaaaaaa (2005)

I had hot [kinky] [pole vaulter] sex with her on [the mats] today. ❋ Suckaaaaaaaaa (2005)

I [cleared] [10 feet] [vaulting] today!! I came in first! ❋ Vaulter Girl Rach (2004)

brian: i [high jump], but my [life time] goal is to be able to [pole vault] victoria: yeah, thats everyones life time goal brian: i dont think ill be able to accomplish it though:' ❋ Victoria10293847576 (2007)

~One day during [pole vaulting] practice~ Vaulter 1: [Pole vaulting] is the best high there is. I get high every day right here! Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high! (Coach comes and watches [vaulting]) Coach: You guys gotta get higher! Both Vaulters: Alright! ❋ GemeinhardtGal (2007)

"I was about to [bust], and the bitch wouldn't [get off], so i gave that trapping-ass ho [the pole vault]!" ❋ Mike Shay (2008)

[Yes], I am a [true] [pole vaulter]! ❋ Katie (2005)