Porkies

FOI requests across these two islands have uncovered non-DARD 'porkies' - more later. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Asked if she had told "porkies" in a tweet last month which denied she was pregnant, Allen said: "I wasn't too sure ... but now I know and I cant wait." ❋ Unknown (2010)

Asked if she had told '' porkies '' in a tweet last month which denied she was pregnant, ❋ Unknown (2010)

Lets hope Fern will put Teflon 'on the spot', or that he has stroked his ego so much he inadvertantly opens his gob and tells a few more 'porkies' ... ❋ Unknown (2009)

Some very naughty people are telling "porkies" … and some very stupid people are believing them. ❋ Unknown (2009)

According to some very angry Labour types who got in touch today, David Cameron and George Osborne have been caught out telling back-to-back "porkies" this weekend. meeting with Nelson Mandela last week was not organised - as Mr Cameron's office claimed - at the great statesman's suggestion. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Does anyone know if this is true, or am I being told 'porkies'? ❋ Unknown (2009)

‘According to a BBC report this week, “men are bigger liars than women”: they admit to telling around three porkies a day, compared to women who lie only twice.’ ❋ Unknown (2010)

According to a BBC report this week, “men are bigger liars than women”: they admit to telling around three porkies a day, compared to women who lie only twice. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The aim is to collate examples of all the porkies these two peddle. ❋ Not A Sheep (2009)

No doubt Brown, when he is on Marr (another useless interviewer) on Sunday morning, will spin “it all started in the US” line and underpin his line with other porkies. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Finally, we narrowly miss being ‘named and shamed’ for telling porkies about the level of violent crime. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2009)

This must surely be the first time the word “porkies” has been used in a government statement. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The deputy prime minister has quickly become fluent in the fine art of telling political porkies ❋ Victoria Coren (2010)

But no link was found between telling porkies and a tendency to cheat in exams or commit fraud in later life. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The most creative and convincing porkies win prizes – for everyone else there's a Tattie Pot Supper and specially brewed Liar's Beer. ❋ Unknown (2011)